Has Anyone Got Any Gigs For Me?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Okay!Where are they? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[peterpanic]

hey rumple- i think the wall street journal is hiring. how do you feel about working with an editor?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Golly gosh!Maybe i should get a job editing for the "GooOse Times Magazine"in GooOseville.......if it exists? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[le pire]

I think the Wall Street Journal also has an opening for a correspondant in Pakistan...

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Perhaps i should have tattooed on my forehead"Give Me A Gig Or I'll Call The Police!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to get "Crumbleforeskin Is A GooOse!"tattooed on my forehead......& "Go away or i'll call the police!"tattooed on my rump! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Imagine getting invited to a Hell's Angels gig.....as a pixie!Gorblimey! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

someday i'm going to do the "Country Gherkin Festival!"Toodleloo......ya GooOse! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm off to do a gig in Uzbekistan....at an orthodox sheik party....somewhere in a pickle field....which is managed by church mice!P.S.See you there geezers! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come on what are you waiting for.....?Give me a gig will ya!Go on....or i'll give a gig to a team of Munchkins so they can perform to me.Perhaps i should give a gig to a pixiet jestress so she can perform for me!Crikey! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Does anyone know what a Munchkin is?Are you with me? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Triona]

Munchkins are the holes Dunkin' Donuts pokes the in their donuts.

Cinnamon rules! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I should hurry up & get booked fool time for the Eternal gig in Fairy Land!P.S.I'm off with the pixies! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to enrol at the Geeese School & become a fool time GooOsE! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It's the Raggamuffin~wombatpossum~weasel~whatchamacallit here looking for a wishy~washy gig.....far & away off the richter-scale......& so forth etc?P.S.Please let me know within the next ticks of the ancient grand-father clock before i go utterly swanky! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a gig write now.....or i'll go Troppo! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If you don't give me a gig a.s.a.p i'll turn into a GoOOse! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I demand a gig instantly.....to perform at the "GooOse Ball".....or else i'll throw a wiggly! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm gonna start up my own "GooOse Festival"& book myself! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I've just been booked for being a Weasel.....from the Munckin squad....& they want me to eat....43 gherkin cheezles in return! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Rack Off Hairy Legs.......& don't give me a gig....or i'll go get GooOSed! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Yes <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Okay......but have have to be a leprechaun....& hold up the almighty 4-leaf cover!Okey~dokey!No worries......i'm also a leprechaun......& a fairy & an elf & a jester...pixie....goblin....etc!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Ooops! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
I need a giggly gig! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Throw me a fig & i'll do the gig! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Julia]

Well if you are ever in California, i know a good place for you, they would love you in San Francisco, and you can stay in the house with all of us, just like good old times.....
The place is called The Odeon, its a bar with a stage. you can also busk here its not too bad.
Off to LA tomorrow morn' to do some fancy work. but drop me a line.
Julia

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I should get over to San Francisco.....some day....& give out some "Pixy Power"....& throw flowers left,right & centre!I'm going to start a Pixy Revolution....& hopefully in the long shot....we'll all become fairy~magnets...until we are all flower~powered out!Or perhaps even all Pixied Out!Cheeers!Thanks for the offer......much appreciated!Probably by the time i get there....you'll all perhaps moved on.I once got an address to visit some people in Paris......but when i finally got there....there was a gap inbetween the houses....where the number was supposed to be.....& i guessed it must have been demolished!Was amusing.....but i did leave it late in the night to check it out....& ended up sleeping over some fence!Cheeers Rumpel The Worldly GoOOSe~Ball!Give my regards to everyone at the Odeon!I should do the Burning Man Festival some day.....also of course the huge Ren Fair Circuit!Cheeers by crikes! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to give a gig to a gooOse because goooses could do with a gig!Geese!GooOSe!Geesey GoOOSe!GooOSey Geeese!Oops!

[Rumpelstiltskin]

It would be a laugh to get a gig for Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory Part 2 film launch!I could hang out back-stage with a few Oompah Loompahs & check out the Everlasting gobblestoppers!P.S.GooOSe! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a gig or i'll give you a wedgie! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a giggly gig or i'll just have to giggle until i get one! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

World Goof~ball(GooOSe~Ball)requires gig instantly before i turn into 3 Geeese plus 1 more GooOSe.....so please hand the GooOSey gig over or else everything will turn into a GooOSe! rolleyes.gif <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Post a gig opportunity here to Mr Rumpel Stiltskin a.s.a.p!Cheeers! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Thumbs Up for Weasel Power!!!I've just been invited to set up the Weasel Tent at the Festival Of Weazels....so i'm jolly well wrapt about that!Oh it just makes me have to giggle non-stop until the geese come home!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> + etc(Xtra)"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to start up the Festival Of Love....a.s.a.p....so let's all work on it...together & then we'll all be guaranteed....to have a lovely time!P.S."Love Rocks!!!" rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I can see a gig coming my way....right now.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Be prepared to give a weasel-GooOSe a gig......as it can go either way.....a flop or it can Rock!!!It's a bit of a fifty~fifty situation......either a hit or a miss.....so what the heck are you waiting for....?It's a 1 in 2 chance by crikey!P.S.The GoOOSe Is A Star On The Flop or A Floppster On THe Rise!P.S." tongue.gif !"
P.S."GooOSe's Rock! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !"

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If you don't have any gigs for me.......
do you have any gigs for my pet rooster? " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> rolleyes.gif <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

"THE UNIVERSE HAS JUST OFFERED ME A FOOL~TIME GIG!"
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

I wonder if a rooster has ever given a gig to a gooOse? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If you give me a gig......
i'll except 43 cans of gherkins in return(no~joke!)" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a gig....or i'll make love to an armchair a.s.a.p!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

If someone offered me a gig in Antarctica.....i would most probably go along with it....if it was for a good enough reason.I will perhaps even do it oneday!Time will tell? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

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[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to train up a pet rooster to perform tricks.....& let it earn my castle for me!It will do so well.....that i will manage it for the gigs!Narr frig it!Give me a gig.....before my rooster giggles for me! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Well go on...ya pansy......give me a gig......or i'll give you one!JUst joking?P.S."GoOOSe!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> rolleyes.gif biggrin.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I've got a booking for myself in Uzbekistan.....in one of my dreams.....in 43 days from now!Crikey! rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

The fairies are telepathically hypnotising me...to come & play for them in Fairy Land!Should i take a break from performing & let them catch me in their net? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Where are they?
Give me a gig.....or else i'll blow my trumpet!!!
Hurry up or i'll call the police right now!
Come on....give me a gig....or i'll get a rhinoceros....to trample.....all over your.....tartan picnic blankets!
If you don't give me a gig.......i'll throw asparagus-sticks at you....until you laugh your head off!!!
Come on.....what are you waiting for......by crikey....hurry up & don't give me a gig right now....ya complete utter champion....champster.....fabulous whatchamacallit!
Thumbs up.....or thumbs down¿
Whatever?
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

If you don't give me a gig.........i'll go out & rake in some folliage.....if i make any sense at all!Gosh....i'm forgetting how to spell!I'm the skinny hunch-back broomstick weasely jester from Nowheresville.......so go & cart a troll around in a weather-beaten wheelbarrow....will you...ya Indian giver.....drongo....money spinning champion loser! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> eek.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Crikey!Is a rooster's gig just to annoy the Christ out of people?
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a gig will you?Am i risk?Jester's are a bit of a risk these days!Are people afraid of them outdoing Ronald McDonald?
Ronald is God......& what can we all do about it?
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[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gorblimey!I'm forgetting how to work?
Crikey!Give me a gig......or i'll never busk!
Oh.....crikey!I might have to surrender and compromise to some sort of formula.....sooner or later......or i'll never be able to get off the street!
Either that.....or run off & away into the mountains of Tibet...Nepal....or somewhere & forget it all....& become a monk....or perhaps.....stay on the streets & wind up a punk.......or join a tribe of fairies......up in the air...where's there's castles made of sand!
Just joking!
I'm just going to keep on making no sense at all......because the bottom line...is.....i can still survive........as i'm a gooOSe......or a weasel......& i get by!
P.S:Give me a gig........or i'll call the police!
Oops!
Don't worry!I'm alright!Cheeers! rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'm going to perform on every single island in the whole World!
Give me a gig.....on any tiny fragmented island.....& i'll go for it!
I've still got 953 years left in me yet.......so hurry up & offer me the offers.....or i won't be able to get on with it.....until i'm 153!!! rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do i have to dress up cool to get a gig? rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Do you think gig options for jester's are thinning out these days? rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a gig....so i can feed my turtle! rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a gig....& i'll get a kookaburra to laugh in your ear-hole! rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I'll be the first jester on the Moon!When will i get the gig? rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a gig as a busker!Just joking! rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Come on give me a gig you patriot of the arts! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> rolleyes.gif

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Give me a gig & i'll be as happy as a king?
No give me a gig & i'll be as happy as a jester! rolleyes.gif <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Gosh!I was walking around with my goose....& some nincompoop liked my wretched goose & offered me a gig.....just so he could get his rooster....too....in on the gig aswell!
Doesn't make sense does it...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ?

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I wonder if i'll ever actually get any gig from this thingy category i frigggin' accidently popped up by oopsy Universal force?
Maybe an ourang utang might help me get a gig....so i can make a fool out of the zoo keepers!You never know?
Blimey!I was in Thailand not long ago....& i saw a little elephant take a piss right in the middle of the street!I've never seen anything like it!It was almost like a fire-hydrant going off!The Universe is twisted!Hats off to elephants as they truely have the most amazing nose on Earth.I fed a couple of pickles to a baby elephant on the street & it grabs it with some nobby bit on it's nose & then curls it's trunk round into it's mouth to give it the full munchy munch munch!It was weird to see a stray dog barking like mad wild the elephant was taking a piss by the buckets full! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />