Jokes for giant dildo juggling act.

[Scot Free]

After pretending to cut your dick off hold the giant dildo up in the air and say:
"Don't worry folks, It's not my real dick. It's just an exact replica of the original."
"What? Don't believe me?"
"Ask your momma!"

[Mr.Taxi Trix]

- can't stop myself -

Kids, don't try this at home.

[Todd]

If a guy gives you crap about juggling a dildo, tell them "I used to fuck men bigger than you in prison."

[Scot Free]

Some impressions with a giant dildo during a juggling routine:

Make an airplane sound, stick it under your arm and call it "COCKPIT"
or
Hold your fire torch against it: Syphilis

[Stephon]

If you've had a heckler, or just generally pain-in-the-ass audience member, when you pull out the dildo to juggle it:

"This is the second biggest dick I've had to deal with tonight"

[Scot Free]

If you drop-blame it on the lube.

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[Todd]

"I'm just doing this act to get ahead in this business. If it bothers you all I ask is give me a chance, dont shaft me. Dont get testy and sack me."
It has got to be done totally straight with no smirks, or any recognition that you are making jokes.