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Rootberry 02-26-12 09:47 AM

Sword Swallowing Classes
 
Learn to Sword Swallow, now accepting applications, e-mail us at rootberry@gmail.com, cost is $3500 per student for the 4 hour lesson :laugh:

Serious inquires only!

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fb...type=1&theater

Stoned 02-28-12 07:29 AM

I've taught myself, my sister, and two others

http://betterfly.com/nicholaspenney

Isabella 02-29-12 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoned (Post 59842)
"An artest makes the difficult look easy. A showman makes the easy look specteacular"

Spellcheck is your friend.

Rootberry 02-29-12 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoned (Post 59842)
Who have you taught sword swallowing?

I've taught myself, my sister Lora Rae, and two others

http://betterfly.com/nicholaspenney

Sorry about the delay in posting, we have been performing outside the country.

Thank you for your comment, we do not reveal personal information about our clients. This is the first time that we have opened the class up for the general public.

This may be the last one we offer for a while, we're in negotiations to teach in China so hopefully that comes through.

Sincerely,
RootBerry

fireperformer911 02-29-12 04:55 PM

Sword Swallowing Class
 
I will pay $3500 if you teach my wife

Rootberry 02-29-12 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireperformer911 (Post 59851)
I will pay $3500 if you teach my wife

I imagine when you wrote this you thought it was witty and original. :confused:

fireperformer911 02-29-12 09:35 PM

Sword Swallowing Class
 
Rootberry

Sorry if you didn't find my comment funny it is your thread.

Rootberry 03-01-12 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireperformer911 (Post 59854)
Rootberry

Sorry if you didn't find my comment funny it is your thread.

It has nothing to do with this being our thread, it's just after you've heard that line 1000 times it gets pretty old.

Root

Stoned 03-02-12 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rootberry (Post 59862)
It has nothing to do with this being our thread, it's just after you've heard that line 1000 times it gets pretty old.

Root

Root, if I'm not mistaken, you don't swallow swords. Bill Berry, your partner does. I tought mysefl. Did so by doing research. I'm 99.9% sure you are not a sword swallower. Your not registered if you have manage the skill. I know you juggle, one of the best I've ever seen too! But why would you be hering gay jokes and jokes about teaching woman to swallow when you don't have the skill?

Rootberry 03-02-12 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stoned (Post 59864)
Root, if I'm not mistaken, you don't swallow swords. Bill Berry, your partner does. I tought mysefl. Did so by doing research. I'm 99.9% sure you are not a sword swallower. Your not registered if you have manage the skill. I know you juggle, one of the best I've ever seen too! But why would you be hering gay jokes and jokes about teaching woman to swallow when you don't have the skill?

You are mistaken on several key points. First Bill Berry is my teammate, not my partner. You could have meant he's my business partner, but that is not what you typed, semantics aside. I can swallow a sword, have done it in the past, but can't do it well enough to perform it or even do it on demand. I am by no means one of the best jugglers, at best I'm a performing 5 ball juggler. Finally, nowhere in this thread was a gay joke discussed. The aforementioned person mentioned teaching his wife to swallow a sword, a penis joke yes. A gay joke no! In answer to your question when you work with the same person for 15 years you hear all the jokes that seemingly witty audience members tell your BUSINESS Partner.

jeep caillouet 03-02-12 08:20 AM

Last Saturday was world sword swallowing day. Several hundred from all over the world swallowed swords all at the same time @2:30. It was a Ripley's thing . Btw I can only swallow a pink 260 Q then pull it outta my pants leg in brown sausage links. Now that takes guts,but it is rather funny.

fireperformer911 03-02-12 08:48 AM

Sword Swallowing Class
 
Jeep it was great I swallowed sword at Ripley s Grand Prairie Texas. See you next week.

jeep caillouet 03-04-12 11:51 AM

Dale did it at Ripley's here. And got paid.


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