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Stephon 07-02-09 01:00 AM

How about, "Go with God but leave your money with me"?

CutThroat 07-02-09 01:02 AM


Originally Posted by Stephon (Post 54348)
How about, "Go with God but leave your money with me"?


Butterfly Man 07-02-09 02:26 PM

Do you believe this shit?
Taoism: Shit happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, “shit happens”
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witness: Let me in, I'll tell you why this shit happens
Protestantism: Hope this shit happens to someone else
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it
Agnosticism: What is this shit?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Lee Nelson 07-02-09 03:35 PM


Schuyler 07-03-09 12:04 AM

"They say that Jesus died for your sins. I'm just doing it for your entertainment dollar".

I really wish I'd thought of that first.

martin ewen 07-03-09 07:34 AM

Satan commands you to pay me now.
works for me.

Butterfly Man 07-03-09 03:36 PM

Before you go you must ask yourseives...
What would Jesus give?

elbonko 07-03-09 11:13 PM

probably some crap like "everlasting life."

well, i'll take a fiver, thank you very much.

Stephon 07-04-09 12:16 AM


Originally Posted by Butterfly Man (Post 54359)
What would Jesus give?

Small change; he holds out a fist full of coins and anything smaller than a quarter just falls thru the hole.

jared 07-05-09 10:24 AM

I wouldn't do it for a general crowd, but I agree with just saying what they want to hear. I think if you see a religious tourist group with WWJD shirts and crosses, then saying a little line about jesus here and there might help you. Last weekend was pride week here in nyc, so I spent a little time here and there to badmouth the other guy in the park that was waving a bible and trying to save their souls, they loved me, he left, and my hat had twice as much as usual.

martin ewen 07-05-09 08:53 PM

You have to be careful, I can't remember how many times I've yelled, "She's a witch! Burn Her!" and they have.

Lagtime 07-06-09 05:40 PM

hat line lie
In Colorado Springs we have the birth place of "Focus on the Family" and New Life Church. We have talked about using the "God" thing to our advantage while performing, and came up with the solution that it was not worth it, because we need to be honest with ourselves, and it doesn't really matter if it would get us an extra few bucks.

Daniel Mooncalf 07-07-09 01:12 PM

I've come to that conclusion as well, Lag.

nanocircus 11-19-11 07:21 PM

If you want to make mega bucks you should say praise L. Ron! those scientology drones are rich as hell

Kate Awesome 07-24-12 10:26 AM

Well, you could always appease the mormons by treating your show like a network marketing scheme... they've got BIG money.

Peter 12-11-14 12:16 AM


Originally Posted by Patrick Kelly (Post 42637)
It won't help, because the religious (and the French) don't tip...

What's the difference between a Canadian & a canoe? Canoes tip.:laugh:

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