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Forum: SPECIFIC PITCHES/CITIES/COUNTRIES 01-27-10, 03:56 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 6,045
Posted By theballoonman
quote "Ya this is really a good idea.I...

quote
"Ya this is really a good idea.I appreciate your innovative mind because Vancouver is really a great place for tourist and when Olympics will be organize it's value will also increase."

its...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 09-07-09, 11:26 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
fools lament

"with some audiences...It's like shoving pearls into swine."
Forum: SPECIFIC PITCHES/CITIES/COUNTRIES 09-02-09, 03:18 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,503
Posted By theballoonman
Tarrega?

anybody here goimg to tarrega this year??
Forum: HOUSING 07-30-09, 02:37 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,890
Posted By theballoonman
copenhagen advice

furry, funny bastard, free to good home.
will pay. hotels,rooms couches... ideas??
have amsterdam flat for possible trade.
Augusty-ish
thnx
Forum: SPECIFIC PITCHES/CITIES/COUNTRIES 07-01-09, 04:03 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,014
Posted By theballoonman
Gent 2009

I'm headin to gent this year for the first time... are permits needed...anyone else going? places to stay suggestions? i'm not doing Edinburgh this year...anyone touring europe after gent?
thnx...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-29-09, 05:13 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,384
Posted By theballoonman
lunacy rocks

The lunacy's shit rocks.. I've seen jeffs vids...it seems like an arguement i've heard about bands vs. DJ's...try splitting a grand 5 ways....
like open mike amateur comedy nights...headliner a...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-13-09, 12:32 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
does a butterfly remember its life as a...

does a butterfly remember its life as a caterpillar?? can a fish cry? if a man breathed thru his ass, would swimming styles change? Would snorkelling be more/less popular??
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-13-09, 12:20 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 4,384
Posted By theballoonman
brrrr- urlesque

burlesque has taken over at a grass roots level in vancouver... schools,classses, networking...
empowering women to take pride in their body despite their body bla blah ablah...
women join...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-13-09, 12:58 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
doc gonzo

"I f you're going to be crazy...you better get paid for it...otherwise they'll try and lock you up."
Hunter S. Thompson

facebook popcomic@hotmail.com
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-13-09, 12:43 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,973
Posted By theballoonman
workers of the world with erectile dysfunction...

workers of the world with erectile dysfunction unite!!!!!
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-12-09, 12:34 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 3,973
Posted By theballoonman
I think that your remark about, if your internal...

I think that your remark about, if your internal dialogue was someone whispering in your ear, you'd punch them....
is sage advice i'll probably remember for years...
thanks.

A humble ball of...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-08-09, 12:20 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 8,673
Posted By theballoonman
mariachi bands and mimes....

i walk along the malecon,battling the afternoon moon
berating my disheveled liver,as i wobbly head back to my room.
the smell of chiclets and tequila,waft gently across my path
the bleachly wreak...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 12-20-08, 11:29 PM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
free at last...free at last...

i always mention at the end of a xmas gig... that i have to get home early....cause once the elves hit the hottub...its like kicking cheerios out of a blender.

happy holy daze
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 12-20-07, 07:41 PM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
what did one snowman say to the other snowman? ...

what did one snowman say to the other snowman?


Smells like carrots.





krazy kwanza
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 10-25-07, 11:43 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,483
Posted By theballoonman
george and gwen edinburgh wedding

is there any photobuckety kinda thing, set up for their high street wedding this summer?

of wich i was a bridesmaid, and caught the bouqet.
e.u. passport here i come.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 06-14-07, 06:00 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
jj

jj
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 06-05-07, 05:58 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
"I used to look for love...now i just wanna meet...

"I used to look for love...now i just wanna meet someone that doesnt annoy me before i have a chance to f*ck them."

pApA dAdA
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-22-07, 05:19 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,012
Posted By theballoonman
babel phishing

45 was my final score....( i lost 24 points on the oral exam}
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-15-07, 10:14 PM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
dental hyg-inx

about a month ago...a filling in my molars became dislodged, fugin disintegrated and left a great big chasm,... no harm, no foul, just a fugin hole where i can keep my gum.... a coupla days ago i bit...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-09-07, 02:12 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
dada on degenerates...

some of my best friends.....
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-09-07, 02:06 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
dada on Degeneres(ellen)

shes dating DeRossi(Portia) the attractive blond actress from Arrested Development....funny people pull,yo
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-09-07, 02:00 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
dada on daffodils

daffodills....


I'm for them.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-09-07, 01:55 AM
Replies: 279
Views: 40,231
Posted By theballoonman
dada on dating

single performers....
sometimes it seems that dating women is a never ending job interview....for a job your not quite sure you want, but you need the money....i mean Really need the money. I mean,...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-09-07, 01:47 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,830
Posted By theballoonman
well,i had a really observant high school...

well,i had a really observant high school counsellor....
"Get yourself self employed as quickly as you can...you'll never hold a job."



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from class clown to world class clown....
papa dada...
Forum: GIGS - OTHER 01-08-07, 04:58 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,490
Posted By theballoonman
BONGO CLUB???

BONGO CLUB???
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