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Forum: Martin Ewen 12-08-15, 05:12 AM
Replies: 4
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Posted By martin ewen
I'm into poetry rather than pocketmoney. You're...

I'm into poetry rather than pocketmoney. You're not simple you're simply looking at yourself which is normal while some people look at the form. But Gee, what's in it for you?
Forum: Martin Ewen 06-13-15, 06:04 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,241
Posted By martin ewen
It kinda boggles my mind that I put pt 2 on top...

It kinda boggles my mind that I put pt 2 on top of pt 1 [both labeled] and there's a 5/1 ratio of people who read pt 2 first. I won't presume basic comprehension in future. I blame myself.

solved,...
Forum: Martin Ewen 06-08-15, 11:55 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,241
Posted By martin ewen
My successful Cirque audition pt 2.

DAY TWO
Arrived at the casual hour of 2pm just as the last individual was being sympathetically and with due respect led from the group.
There were now six remaining with the additional three...
Forum: Martin Ewen 06-08-15, 11:54 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,241
Posted By martin ewen
My successful Cirque Audition. Pt 1

Lurque du Soleil

There I was, lounging in my woodland lair, juxtaposing rancid mind ulcers and bitter corrosive mindsets while providing male-role-model-ship to a six and fifteen year old as well...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 12-18-14, 04:51 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 15,549
Posted By martin ewen
Rumples entire life has been one of mild...

Rumples entire life has been one of mild discomfort punctuated by emergencies and 72 hour shows. He's simply immune to carrot and stick behaviour. He pretends to worry sometimes but anyone who knows...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 12-17-14, 10:18 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 15,549
Posted By martin ewen
Rumple has been living out of his car for about a...

Rumple has been living out of his car for about a year. He's in LA for reasons only he knows. He's been offered a gig in Bristol as a MC but it wasn't solid enough for him. He hasn't worked hardly at...
Forum: Martin Ewen 12-17-14, 10:17 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,256
Posted By martin ewen
Jolly Goodfellow, "what's it all about?"

Here's a transcript of a taped conversation I had while driving Rumple/ Jolly goodfellow where I simply ask him "What's it all about?"

Martin; So Rumple? What’s it all about?

Rumple;...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 11-25-14, 02:14 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 15,549
Posted By martin ewen
Came across this 7 year old conversation.

Came across this 7 year old conversation.
Forum: Martin Ewen 10-11-14, 08:24 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 2,224
Posted By martin ewen
I shot the Pope more than once.

I met the Pope once.

We arrived at his gig, an outdoor mass in a large grassed amphitheater in Auckland NZ at about the same time. He had his Popemobile, I was wearing stilts and leading a phalanx...
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 04-02-14, 08:25 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 4,447
Posted By martin ewen
Lurk Looking for advice/opinions re these Euro-fests

Anyone have any info on.
Pennabilli
Berna
Neuchatel
La Chaux-de-fonds
Lugano

I'm going to go google-earthing to look for corners but info on, fee's, accom, general groovyness appreciated.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-25-14, 01:17 AM
Replies: 1,543
Views: 348,594
Posted By martin ewen
Urban transgressions is a cool way to define this...

Urban transgressions is a cool way to define this kind of street theatre.

http://vimeo.com/25813284
Forum: RESOURCES/EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL 03-24-14, 05:05 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,456
Posted By martin ewen
If you factor development costs into your overall...

If you factor development costs into your overall budget and have funds for this I'd recommend it. Not surprisingly many of the top tier variety performers, have, and continue to develop new work...
Forum: ITEMS FOR SALE 03-24-14, 04:55 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 13,014
Posted By martin ewen
" P.net is not here to sell off his overpriced...

" P.net is not here to sell off his overpriced junk."

Still with the cunty deluded emperor complex I see.

Performer sells performance equipment in the 'Items for sale' section of P.net.
...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-10-14, 07:29 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 20,431
Posted By martin ewen
now it's got two. :( ,\...and I want that...

now it's got two. :(

,\...and I want that photo of me and the chicken resubmitted...
Forum: CURTAIN CALLS 01-07-14, 05:48 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 2,584
Posted By martin ewen
http://youtu.be/1_ruaK2VzOA

http://youtu.be/1_ruaK2VzOA
Forum: HAS ANYONE SEEN....? 10-29-13, 08:33 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 21,084
Posted By martin ewen
Usually I see socially inept, self obsessed,...

Usually I see socially inept, self obsessed, oratory or written legends in their own lunchtimes as fuel for the amusement of others. Red-setters comically humping the sofa of their self regard. Like...
Forum: WHO'S WHO? 08-29-13, 07:52 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,768
Posted By martin ewen
Lurk welcome, sorry the forum hasn't welcomed you...

welcome, sorry the forum hasn't welcomed you earlier. It's been a bit slow round here for about a year but things are picking up.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 08-29-13, 07:48 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 2,137
Posted By martin ewen
I found that the Waterfront security goons are...

I found that the Waterfront security goons are simply uniformed subintelligent thugs. I was flown by the Halifax festival from London and installed at a pitch and even then I had to deal with these...
Forum: CURTAIN CALLS 07-23-13, 07:18 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 5,270
Posted By martin ewen
To be honest after Butterfly died I felt I had...

To be honest after Butterfly died I felt I had no-one left to write for. Sorry if that's disrespectful but he was my secret audience. The alpha writer of 'how it is/was' that I kept in my head while...
Forum: ANNOUNCEMENTS 07-23-13, 06:13 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,322
Posted By martin ewen
I chipped in the smallest amount possible [5...

I chipped in the smallest amount possible [5 euro, about 10 bucks] because every bit counts and it's not often you can be part of starting the first circus a countries ever had. A tent will mean no...
Forum: RESOURCES/EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL 07-23-13, 06:00 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,165
Posted By martin ewen
Lurk Peter you don't answer any of the questions posed...

Peter you don't answer any of the questions posed apart from saying it paid for itself in 2 weeks.

It's $195 for structured marketing tips associated with getting gigs as far as I can make out.
...
Forum: SPECIFIC PITCHES/CITIES/COUNTRIES 07-09-13, 05:53 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,319
Posted By martin ewen
Bremmen has a wine festival downtown late in the...

Bremmen has a wine festival downtown late in the season, there's some big hotel downtown with shops on the lower floors, ground level there's a swanky wine bar, the owner runs the festival, worth a...
Forum: CURTAIN CALLS 05-24-13, 11:24 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 5,270
Posted By martin ewen
I've used the search to go back some ways however...

I've used the search to go back some ways however there was a version of Pnet [or maybe even 2] prior to this one and a great deal of the 'history' took place on those servers and I unless they were...
Forum: SPECIFIC PITCHES/CITIES/COUNTRIES 08-08-12, 05:45 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,077
Posted By martin ewen
It's not hard to upset those Seychellesians, you...

It's not hard to upset those Seychellesians, you just have to insult their state Beagle.
Forum: SPECIFIC PITCHES/CITIES/COUNTRIES 08-08-12, 07:47 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 7,077
Posted By martin ewen
"i have friends in every nation on the planet." ...

"i have friends in every nation on the planet."
Cape Verde? you have any friends there? how about the Republic of Seychelles? I know you must have a bunch of North Korean friends, who hasn't. ...
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