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Forum: CURTAIN CALLS 02-16-11, 06:35 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 6,137
Posted By Lynneski
No words

News of this tragedy is making it's way around our extended family. My heart aches.
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 09-29-10, 02:20 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 9,737
Posted By Lynneski
How sad. That is all.

How sad.

That is all.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 05-11-08, 03:15 PM
Replies: 1,543
Views: 362,886
Posted By Lynneski
Earworm? What earworm?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vWm47yPLGc
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 04-19-08, 06:10 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,770
Posted By Lynneski
Bobfather

Take the baby, leave the cannoli.

(Mmmmmm... ain't nuthin as lovely as new baby smell. Blessings to you all :)
Forum: PROMO STUFF (MARKETING, MEDIA, ETC.) 03-05-08, 07:51 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,760
Posted By Lynneski
Great article, Martin. Since I have actually read...

Great article, Martin. Since I have actually read your grocery lists, I guess you could count me in your 1000. Well. Without me having to spend $100 per year on you.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-31-08, 06:49 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 7,244
Posted By Lynneski
Geez, Tax, I'm not sure those two can be...

Geez, Tax, I'm not sure those two can be two-timed without exploding some kind of existential construct. Yar. Definitely one first THEN the other. You'll love "After Dark"; can't speak for the...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 12-17-07, 09:00 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,479
Posted By Lynneski
TEN years! Woot! That's, like, practically all...

TEN years! Woot! That's, like, practically all the way back to the amoebic level of evolution on the interweb timescape, innit?

Congrats, street blatherers. Y'all have talked up a decade. Can't...
Forum: RESOURCES/EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL 11-23-07, 08:03 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,702
Posted By Lynneski
Granted, it may seem like a bit of a stretch for...

Granted, it may seem like a bit of a stretch for a solo artist who is largely North American-based. But we have many members in the UK and Europe, many of whom are involved in the scale of event and...
Forum: RESOURCES/EDUCATIONAL MATERIAL 11-22-07, 06:29 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 2,702
Posted By Lynneski
Anyone going to attend Bristol conference?

Saw this in Alan Clay's newsletter:

Independent Street Arts Network Conference, Bristol, UK, 28th - 29th November 2007. ISAN are holding a 2 day residential conference to allow the in-depth...
Forum: SPECIFIC PITCHES/CITIES/COUNTRIES 10-11-07, 01:50 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,281
Posted By Lynneski
Love Kevin, I just thought it might be nice to say...

Kevin, I just thought it might be nice to say thanks for the periodic updates - just cuz no one's posted doesn't mean no one is reading. Keep up the good work.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 09-11-07, 08:41 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 16,885
Posted By Lynneski
I could use some gold

Leave this bale of straw over yonder by the spinning wheel, and see what happens ....
Forum: SPECIFIC PITCHES/CITIES/COUNTRIES 09-07-07, 08:00 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,825
Posted By Lynneski
Apparently the Quay is still open to...

Apparently the Quay is still open to international acts - Osama bin Had-in got off a good one yesterday.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 09-05-07, 08:13 AM
Replies: 105
Views: 18,953
Posted By Lynneski
Don this Ho

Of course, darling - just as soon as your pen is mighty enough to bridge the intervening ocean, continent and great lake.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 09-04-07, 01:06 PM
Replies: 105
Views: 18,953
Posted By Lynneski
When chyk-lit meets fear and loathing

Robert, I just wanna do you, and bear your literary children. Just a sonnet or two, hmmmm?

Your pen be mighty entertaining, Bug.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 08-24-07, 08:55 AM
Replies: 54
Views: 16,885
Posted By Lynneski
Where's my subscription to "Retired from the Street" News?

Peter, I'd be thankful if you wouldn't use the J-word around here. Say it three times fast and you're sure to conjure him (and he's about as welcome as that freakin screaming beatbox sig).

There...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 08-14-07, 08:46 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,701
Posted By Lynneski
This just in

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2007/08/13/4414706-cp.html
Forum: ANNOUNCEMENTS 08-05-07, 06:33 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 6,913
Posted By Lynneski
Cripes, Mothra, I'd love to come help you shave...

Cripes, Mothra, I'd love to come help you shave the mould off every day. Just let me shake the anchors that live in this house with me...
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 07-03-07, 09:56 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 3,116
Posted By Lynneski
Bring bug dope. Strong bug dope.

Bring bug dope. Strong bug dope.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 05-16-07, 09:33 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 5,266
Posted By Lynneski
I. Me. You. What about we?

That failure to make eye contact = insulation. If you don't see it you can pretend it doesn't exist and you won't have to do anything about it. This applies to everything from stepping past a...
Forum: SPECIFIC PITCHES/CITIES/COUNTRIES 05-02-07, 12:47 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 3,076
Posted By Lynneski
I've yet to hear anyone rave about this system,...

I've yet to hear anyone rave about this system, but it *does* have rules. Emulate at your own risk.

http://www.toronto.ca/ttc/subway_musicians.htm

(And boy, won't it be sweet to see a sta. that...
Forum: USERS GUIDE / SUGGESTIONS / FORUM FAQ 04-04-07, 02:30 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 8,280
Posted By Lynneski
That's a big 10-4, Jim. NO way do I want the...

That's a big 10-4, Jim. NO way do I want the visual and verbal assault of that kind of clutter. That stoopid beatbox sig a while back was quite enough for me.

(And yes, I am over 40. Why do you...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-30-07, 09:01 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 8,072
Posted By Lynneski
Ahh, teachable moments

A comedy class, especially one based on TV and films, would not be complete without an explanation of "jumping the shark", nu?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark
...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-30-07, 08:54 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 8,072
Posted By Lynneski
I think he does want to graduate these kids back...

I think he does want to graduate these kids back to productive society, nu? Maybe not so much with the Fellini.

And Pablo, having just used a Little Grasshopper reference earlier this afternoon,...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-30-07, 09:45 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 8,072
Posted By Lynneski
Clearly not chyx

Upthread I saw mention of duo acts, clearly Abbot & Costello are in on the classic duo ground floor. But don't forget Crosby & Hope, and Martin & Lewis.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-30-07, 08:12 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 8,072
Posted By Lynneski
Sorry for the threadjack ... I definitely...

Sorry for the threadjack ...

I definitely had contemplated Gilda - what's not to love - but couldn't think of her material that would be accessible to kids.

Another that might not cross most...
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