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Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-05-04, 05:48 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 17,408
Posted By Prof Willie B
Conditions, conditions, what is this, a...

Conditions, conditions, what is this, a free-trade agreement or something?

Who's putting up the monies you're raving about?

What's wrong with 3 rounds and why don't we forget the chalk, do it...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-04-04, 05:30 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,347
Posted By Prof Willie B
And now I feel caught out and guilty as I too...

And now I feel caught out and guilty as I too have been following movements (with Jim's full knowledge) around this website for over 4 years. It's been a sort of hobby, making sure this place...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-10-04, 06:33 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 5,327
Posted By Prof Willie B
I think a joke is best judged by the levity it...

I think a joke is best judged by the levity it generates, as opposed to the gravity it can cause.

You are very heavy, Jester.

Think about the Kandakandero...
Forum: CLIENT/AGENT/AGENCY ISSUES 12-23-03, 06:03 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,053
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Mon Dieu! You do indeed deserve my deepest...

Mon Dieu! You do indeed deserve my deepest sympathy. Didn't anyone tell you? It is common for European translators to confuse the English term "the Arts" with the Australian "The Yarts".

"The...
Forum: CLIENT/AGENT/AGENCY ISSUES 12-22-03, 10:45 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,053
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post The latest news. Yesterday, Mon., morning, the...

The latest news.
Yesterday, Mon., morning, the Carnivale office would have recieved the UBBFriend email and at 8.04am the artist received a second email stating the cheque was in Express(guaranteed...
Forum: CLIENT/AGENT/AGENCY ISSUES 12-22-03, 06:15 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,053
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Hello Emu (I hope you don't mind me dropping the...

Hello Emu (I hope you don't mind me dropping the prod part, I can't help thinking of some sort of giant avian version of the cattle prod, sorry).

Your response leaves me dismayed and a little...
Forum: CLIENT/AGENT/AGENCY ISSUES 12-19-03, 07:49 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 4,053
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Beware Sydney Carnivale

Be very, very careful if approached by an organisation called "Carnivale" in Sydney, Australia. These people claim to be event producers and are trying to put together a festival under the same name....
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 10-12-03, 06:55 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,443
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Sorry too, AJ, if I touched on something...

Sorry too, AJ, if I touched on something sensative.
I thought I was supporting your premise that "you do not have to need something to enjoy it".
I like quiche very much but also dislike...
Forum: SPECIFIC PITCHES/CITIES/COUNTRIES 10-10-03, 08:28 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,048
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Singapore Help

Hi all,
I'm doing a major corporate thing alone in Singapore next week. It's mostly 9-5 and I desperately need to know if some-one can recommend a good hang-out where I can escape my hosts after...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 06-26-03, 01:13 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 7,719
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Is there any true relationship between hat size...

Is there any true relationship between hat size and penis size?

Hat size is usually dependent on head size and whilst head size could contribute to penis size, it's widely accepted that the the...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-20-03, 05:19 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,649
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Some years ago there was a clown who skied at the...

Some years ago there was a clown who skied at the Aust Waterskiing Titles with a stilt under a single slalom ski. It was a pole about 4ft long with a smaller than usual trick ski attached to the...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-16-03, 11:53 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,937
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Scot, my profile is in the "Who's Who" since this...

Scot, my profile is in the "Who's Who" since this site was established, you could try reading it. You could also read http://www.performers.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=2&t=000001 and...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-16-03, 04:42 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,937
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Hey UCO, the banter is what makes this part of...

Hey UCO,
the banter is what makes this part of p.net work. If you don't like it, there are several other subject lines in this web site that might work better for you.
Am I correct in thinking...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-13-03, 11:03 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,461
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post I've justed finished watching a show called...

I've justed finished watching a show called "That's Our Bush".

It's broadcast at a lousy hour on one of our "non commercial" free-to-air channels and is a savage comedy about the moron that...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-12-03, 09:59 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,937
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post "Boxed Set" With my compliments, I'm giving up...

"Boxed Set"
With my compliments, I'm giving up drinking.
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 02-17-03, 11:31 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 6,386
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post chance, did you really punch Eric? For...

chance, did you really punch Eric?

For *#@$%* sake, you mean to tell me you feared for your safety because of this confused but gentle man?
You?????, an international recognised superstar and...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-17-03, 05:03 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,506
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post I'm shocked, Robert. What can we say???

I'm shocked, Robert.

What can we say???
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-03-03, 10:54 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,779
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Hey, if you UK performers can't even make enough...

Hey, if you UK performers can't even make enough to pay your own bar bills, you really do need some sort of workshop to help you out. Even the guy that nicks flowers out of Kew Gardens to sell in the...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-03-03, 10:44 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,779
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Hey, if you UK performers can't even make enough...

Hey, if you UK performers can't even make enough to pay your own bar bills, you really do need some sort of workshop to help you out. Even the guy that nicks flowers out of Kew Gardens to sell in the...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-03-03, 05:31 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,506
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Quick, get out the plates of milk! [...

Quick, get out the plates of milk!

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Forum: ITEMS WANTED 01-31-03, 12:02 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,981
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post Gee, I thought you were looking for some sort of...

Gee, I thought you were looking for some sort of surgical appliance.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-20-03, 06:23 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,419
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post P.net reminds me of an engine, fuel gets shoved...

P.net reminds me of an engine, fuel gets shoved in one end and power comes out the other.

The machine has hundreds of parts all of which need lubricating to reduce friction.

Blah, Blah, Blah...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-01-03, 06:48 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 4,842
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post I need to clear some thing up for myself. Are...

I need to clear some thing up for myself.
Are the intellectual giants leading us into the "War Against Terror" the same people that have been fighting the "War Against Drugs"?
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 12-23-02, 11:28 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,334
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post In my circles Mike Moore is a demi-god, one of...

In my circles Mike Moore is a demi-god, one of the few rational voice's coming from the US media (sometimes we are astounded at that fact alone). The man is undoubtedly a genius with balls bigger...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 12-23-02, 05:05 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,506
Posted By Prof Willie B
Post I'd just like to say that "it's that time of...

I'd just like to say that "it's that time of year", Summer solstice in my part of the world, Winter in others. Hannika and Rammadan were early this year but Christmas sticks to the calender...
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