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Forum: ITEMS FOR SALE 01-14-14, 02:00 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,604
Posted By jesus
Being home. I have a small general contacting...

Being home.
I have a small general contacting business going here in southern Arizona and the wife and I have also started a baking business.
My dream is to never get on another airplane again.
Forum: ITEMS FOR SALE 01-10-14, 01:17 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,604
Posted By jesus
Domain for sale (swordswallowing.com)

My focus is no longer performing so I don't have much need for a web presence. So I am thinking of selling my domain, swords swallowing.com.
I have had it since 2000.
Send me a pm if your are...
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 06-29-11, 04:59 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 7,777
Posted By jesus
Everything I have heard about the 2011 festival...

Everything I have heard about the 2011 festival has been positive. And that's good to hear.
I am sure there are some if us from 2010 that will never be asked back, but if our honesty help Mark and...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-16-11, 12:44 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,670
Posted By jesus
Ashbourne is the weekend before, that's my plan.

Ashbourne is the weekend before, that's my plan.
Forum: CURTAIN CALLS 02-17-11, 06:38 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 5,717
Posted By jesus
Sad news. He really was good one. Always full...

Sad news.
He really was good one. Always full of great stories and original ideas.
I have very fond memories of time spent with him in Edmonton and Vancouver, wandering through junk shops and...
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 01-25-11, 11:40 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 6,319
Posted By jesus
Thats what I said, but then he wore me down.

Thats what I said, but then he wore me down.
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 01-20-11, 07:43 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 6,319
Posted By jesus
Love You two are cute together.

You two are cute together.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 10-03-10, 10:57 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,069
Posted By jesus
Your never too old to enjoy life. Grab a hat...

Your never too old to enjoy life.

Grab a hat and get out the door!
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 08-18-10, 02:05 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 8,802
Posted By jesus
Ah Dan you're a wuss! I can't believe you bailed....

Ah Dan you're a wuss! I can't believe you bailed.
That all sounds stellar compared to that festival we did across the river in Detroit.
Was Mr Bill involved?
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 07-06-10, 09:22 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,242
Posted By jesus
I heard it went so well that it erased the...

I heard it went so well that it erased the darkness of sarcasim from the land.
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 06-24-10, 05:50 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 3,242
Posted By jesus
Poor Kim. I bet if Vinyl had been there he'd...

Poor Kim.
I bet if Vinyl had been there he'd of gotten full kudos.
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 06-24-10, 10:03 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 7,777
Posted By jesus
Will the future be brighter?

I just recieved what seemed to be , and I belive to be a very heartfelt apology email from Mark and Connor. It looked as though they sent it to everyone that was there this year.
They took full...
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 06-23-10, 02:17 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 7,777
Posted By jesus
Just to touch on something Mike said: The...

Just to touch on something Mike said:
The audiences were lovely and I enjoyed doing my shows very much. They were smart and totaly responsive. I would love to do shows for the people of Dublin...
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 06-23-10, 07:42 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 7,777
Posted By jesus
Exclamation How SPWC jumped the shark

I didnít want to be the first to go public, but Al is egging me on.
He's already read this as he asked me about it all one on one and this is a cut and paste of the email I sent to him.
I guess...
Forum: BUSKING Q&A/GENERAL PERFORMING TOPICS 05-10-10, 06:20 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 4,289
Posted By jesus
I heard Gazzo came up with it, but I'd bet he...

I heard Gazzo came up with it, but I'd bet he stole it from Robert.

(Frazer's version is extra good)
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 04-15-10, 11:55 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,555
Posted By jesus
Iceland making an ash of itself

Anyones travel plans effected by the Iceland ash plume?
Maybe Lee could go put a cork in it fo us.
I hope it's cleared up before I have to fly that way next week.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-18-10, 12:35 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,951
Posted By jesus
To be fair RCCL is donating a lot of money and...

To be fair RCCL is donating a lot of money and food, however it seems to me that a place with standing buildings, electricity and running water that is just 60 miles away could be put to better use....
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-17-10, 11:00 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,951
Posted By jesus
RCCL's Disgusting Haiti Move

I think anyone that doing shows now or any time soon on RCCL should tell them the fuck themselves until they rethink their Haiti policy.
Here's why:...
Forum: BUSKING Q&A/GENERAL PERFORMING TOPICS 12-16-09, 10:01 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,870
Posted By jesus
I talk until people get bored enough to pay me to...

I talk until people get bored enough to pay me to stop.
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 09-06-09, 07:59 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 21,830
Posted By jesus
USA No TV at Mom's House

She's buried at Arlington National Cemetary, we could all show up. I bet it would make a great fly pitch!
And I'm sure the folks that run it would be no more controling then the folks down at VA...
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 09-04-09, 10:48 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 21,830
Posted By jesus
Stop Again with the dog

The dog was never at the hotel.
The way it was phrased I thought so too but it was cleared up to me in a private message, the Hotel incedent involved USABD.
That was was the subject of my...
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 09-03-09, 08:56 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 21,830
Posted By jesus
Stop My mum's nuts

Not as many as I'll redact from you next time I see you!!!!!:eek:
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 09-01-09, 05:10 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 21,830
Posted By jesus
Gee, I was there and I got a bit screwed. And...

Gee, I was there and I got a bit screwed.
And then I moved on to discussing dead parents and missing body parts, can't we all do that?
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 08-31-09, 09:20 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 21,830
Posted By jesus
Eric, One of my testicals was redacted after...

Eric,
One of my testicals was redacted after clarification!
Just thought I'd let you know.
:eek:
Forum: FESTIVAL DISCUSSIONS 08-26-09, 03:10 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 21,830
Posted By jesus
I had no idea that "redacted after clarification"...

I had no idea that "redacted after clarification" was a euphemism for "died from cancer".
:eek:
Good to know.
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