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Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 08-26-06, 10:17 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
I was MC'ing a review show today and one of the...

I was MC'ing a review show today and one of the performers in the line up is a "Kids Komic" that is a generally amusing pain in the ass, but this bastard has owed me $200 since February.

Here is...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 04-25-06, 11:57 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
ok... here's a rant. look guys, when...

ok... here's a rant.



look guys, when you do your promo video, please don't use the Kill Bill vol.1 music for your soundtrack. especially that whoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo music. or that "battle...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 04-25-06, 11:35 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
I hate apple tech support. I'm always talking to...

I hate apple tech support. I'm always talking to someone in kandhar who says "ahh yess. you must wipe the hard drive yes."

Apple is going through some MAJOR transitions right now. If you've...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-09-06, 05:31 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
It's pretty easy to tell when a telemarketer is...

It's pretty easy to tell when a telemarketer is calling because the can't pronounce my name. So when they ask fo me I usually say "oh... I'm sorry, hadn't you heard? He just died of cancer last...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-08-06, 01:50 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
I just did a show with a stand up comedian who...

I just did a show with a stand up comedian who was also an impressionist.

By stand up comedian I mean he got only applause and no laughs and by impressionist I mean he just quoted TV shows.


...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 10-13-05, 02:28 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
and we can all see her naked here: ...

and we can all see her naked here:

http://homepage.mac.com/globalevan/photo/PhotoAlbum25.html
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 08-22-05, 12:49 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Angry I'm REALLY fucking sick of stand up comedians who...

I'm REALLY fucking sick of stand up comedians who get more applause than laughs. If you are a comedian it means you tell jokes and get laughs. If you state the obvious for cheap applause it means...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-23-03, 08:56 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Angry A while back I bought Randy Charach's millionaire...

A while back I bought Randy Charach's millionaire magician book and since then I have received a spam from him or one of his many 'companies' offering me more books, seminars, email coaching, more...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-14-03, 01:39 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post Touché! Great post Danny! Thanks for...

Touché!

Great post Danny!

Thanks for the laughs.


étienne
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-13-03, 11:30 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
[quote]Originally posted by Danny Hustle: ...

[quote]Originally posted by Danny Hustle:
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An asshole is an asshole. Guys with tree trunk arms tend to be physically bullying and intellectually demeaning to others and "lithe fairies"...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-08-03, 01:55 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post Hey Evan, I guess I just had a different...

Hey Evan,

I guess I just had a different experience. I met Jason at Montreal and he was a complete jerk. I was really shocked-- usually people of THAT skill level are nice, ESPECIALLY at...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-07-03, 04:17 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Effeminate guys can be bitches, but there is a...

Effeminate guys can be bitches, but there is a distinct difference between a lithe fairy being a jerk and a guy who has biceps the size of tree trunks being a jerk.


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Many of the people...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-06-03, 11:43 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post Evan, -If you'd like alternate sources of...

Evan,

-If you'd like alternate sources of the harmful effects of steroids there are MANY independent studies to verify this. The government page was the first one that popped up in Google.
...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-05-03, 11:50 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post taken from www.drugabuse.gov...

taken from www.drugabuse.gov (http://www.drugabuse.gov) :

The major side effects from abusing anabolic steroids can include...
shrinking of the testicles, reduced sperm count, infertility,...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-04-03, 06:29 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post Evan, It would be difficult to "envy the...

Evan,

It would be difficult to "envy the penis" of a steroid user. It is a medical fact that steriod use shrinks mr. happy.


étienne
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-04-03, 12:47 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post steroids + juggling who would have thought...

steroids + juggling

who would have thought it would come to this?


étienne
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-02-03, 07:03 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post He's trailor trash? étienne

He's trailor trash?


étienne
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-02-03, 02:35 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post Jason Garfield- the Sylvester Stallone of...

Jason Garfield- the Sylvester Stallone of juggling. That's not to say 'Demolition Man' isn't a good picture, it just doesn't make my top ten list.


étienne
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-02-03, 01:39 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post Gatto is the best technical juggler in the world....

Gatto is the best technical juggler in the world. Period. His show is incredible if you like that sort of thing. I don't.

I find his work soul-less. That's just my opinion.

He is dead...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 12-23-02, 01:38 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post Here's my rant: kwanzaa is bullshit ...

Here's my rant:

kwanzaa is bullshit

etienne
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 04-15-02, 09:37 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post Different rant that has nothing to do with anyone...

Different rant that has nothing to do with anyone here in this moment.


I'm just fed up with performers with egos that think they are the SHIT and have to cause problems backstage. All that...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 04-13-02, 12:57 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post Arab solidarity is non existant. Arafat is...

Arab solidarity is non existant.

Arafat is terrorist and a liar. He was offered 75% of what he demanded by Netanyahu under pressure from Clinton and walked away from the negotiating table...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 04-03-02, 10:59 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post I uploaded my photo to www.hotornot.com...

I uploaded my photo to www.hotornot.com (http://www.hotornot.com) and it was REJECTED. The BASTARDS!!


e t i e n n e
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-08-02, 02:48 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Post Hey Trev, I can hack it just fine. My...

Hey Trev,

I can hack it just fine. My personal fears and insecurities have nothing to do with my elation that Steps is no more. I hate the smug pretention that so often goes along with the...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-02-02, 09:25 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,983
Posted By le pire
Smile Just bought Robbie Williams new album... ...

Just bought Robbie Williams new album... BRILLIANT. This is what pop music should be.

The duet with Jon Lovitz!!! Hilarious! Every track a winner-- well, I'm still undecided whether the...
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