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Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 01-22-18, 09:16 AM
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Posted By jester
Yep

I'm back. Where did you all go? Quiet without me isn't it.
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-02-10, 11:57 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,075
Posted By jester
Hmm. When you find yourself out in the rain, on...

Hmm. When you find yourself out in the rain, on the day you didn't bring a hat or a coat, and you discover that your tattoo has suddenly become non waterproof due to a mysterious skin disorder......
Forum: CLIENT/AGENT/AGENCY ISSUES 02-20-10, 02:28 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 10,092
Posted By jester
Humility verses Check

I personally would take the cheque over humility, however, when a non payer shows humility I do tend to be far more patient with them.

See how reformed I am, the thread was turning out to be about...
Forum: CLIENT/AGENT/AGENCY ISSUES 02-19-10, 12:15 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 10,092
Posted By jester
I'm sorry. I promised not to be deliberately...

I'm sorry. I promised not to be deliberately annoying. I never said I was cured of stupidity!
Forum: CLIENT/AGENT/AGENCY ISSUES 02-18-10, 10:24 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 10,092
Posted By jester
Cut the rubbish

If you are telling the truth you have nothing to fear from naming and shaming. Just name them, but remember to post when they do actually pay and do so with good grace.

Last year I had a problem...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-17-10, 11:04 AM
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Posted By jester
yoyos

Yoyos are getting popular here in UK.

http://www.jamiethejester.co.uk/yoyogoblin/
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-17-10, 11:01 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,075
Posted By jester
I think hand guns are great in Dr Erics or Evans back yard

I can live with hand guns being in the USA as long as technology doesn't get to the point where you can shoot us here from over there.

As Milton Jones once said. "My dad was in the army so we had...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-06-10, 02:54 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,075
Posted By jester
Hey! I'm back on a self imposed probation

Hi Folks.

I'm BACK! But I'm reformed, repentant and just want to be loved, or liked or even begrudgingly tolerated!

Why did I go? Well last thing I remember is Martin did this really funny...
Forum: GIGS - FESTIVALS 12-04-09, 04:03 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,497
Posted By jester
31st May to 5 June

the festival is 31st May to 5 June 2010 I believe.
Forum: GIGS - FESTIVALS 12-01-09, 10:48 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,497
Posted By jester
UK International Jester Tournament UK Festival of Fools

Expenses of approx 500 ($700) plus accommodation and food (available to Non UK Artists) provided for 2 days taking part in the festival of fools and entering the tournament.

UK based acts are...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 05-17-07, 03:42 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,669
Posted By jester
UK Le Pire

Hey Ettiene

Your phone isn't working and I need to talk to you really soon.

Get in touch

Jonathan the Jester
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 04-09-07, 02:30 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 7,622
Posted By jester
ahem! Only pets and people with four legs can do...

ahem! Only pets and people with four legs can do this. however it is possible to play twister and be in 4 states at once.

I played twister there with Pixie jester and ended up in six states, 4...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-16-07, 03:21 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 7,039
Posted By jester
Jester I once got paid 4 times by a corporation for the...

I once got paid 4 times by a corporation for the same job. When I tried to give them their money back they returned the cheque as they could not put it in the accounts without making the cock up...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-16-07, 10:12 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,534
Posted By jester
Pixie you can rant about whatever you want.... ...

Pixie you can rant about whatever you want....

.... just remember to leave the toilet seat UP!
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-15-07, 03:04 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,534
Posted By jester
Jester toilet seats?

What is with girls an toilet seats. Is like every time I go into the bathroom after a gal (at a hotel, my place, her place - the public loos ) the seat is always down. I don't really wanna put the...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-13-07, 06:18 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 7,039
Posted By jester
UK I often have to wait a couple of months to be...

I often have to wait a couple of months to be paid. But recently I have stopped tolerating this. It isn't fair on the subcontractors who work with me. I am going for the cheque on the day option...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-13-07, 02:29 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,534
Posted By jester
Ass hmmm

So in order to get your eye looked at you have to make an appointment with someone to make you an appointment.

Of course you need a qualified GP to look at your eye and make the appointment, just...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-10-07, 04:44 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 7,039
Posted By jester
Jester Their psychology works like this: "I am...

Their psychology works like this:

"I am paying an interest in you. You are clearly a struggling artist, and almost a beggar, you should be grateful for anything I can offer.

"This is a big...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-09-07, 03:48 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,344
Posted By jester
Jester Your boyfriend sounds like a bit of philanderer,...

Your boyfriend sounds like a bit of philanderer, but I can only go by what you have written. However you are airing dirty laundry and I'm not sure he would want other people to know some of this...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-07-07, 04:22 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,344
Posted By jester
Jester Women can decide whether they have sex with their...

Women can decide whether they have sex with their partner or not. It isn't very smart to simply withdraw sex and hope they'll take the hint if you want to dump your partner. Sure it will alert your...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-07-07, 04:03 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 7,622
Posted By jester
Thumbs Up You're welcome

You're welcome
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-06-07, 04:43 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 4,344
Posted By jester
Jester relationships, jelousy and whining

What is it about people.

Man has a problem with one particular woman and he complains about women in general.

Pixiejester has a relationshiop problem with a bloke and she blames men in general....
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 03-02-07, 05:02 PM
Replies: 332
Views: 52,534
Posted By jester
Thumbs Up My daughter passed her exam. She now gets to go...

My daughter passed her exam. She now gets to go to a selective school.

While I don't like eletism, its where she wanted to go and who can blame her. It's sooooo well equipped.

And while on...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-28-07, 04:31 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 7,622
Posted By jester
UK Pixie. On the few occassions you've eaten...

Pixie.

On the few occassions you've eaten out with us you have eaten squid soup, squid noodles, something with squid in it, a sesame bun with nothing but a slice of processed cheese.

When you...
Forum: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... 02-28-07, 04:27 PM
Replies: 279
Views: 43,322
Posted By jester
UK Helped prolong the life of a tree by about 30...

Helped prolong the life of a tree by about 30 days today. Protested, hugged trees, annoyed councillors, probably upset the Mayor. Got on Telly and confused policepeople with my walking ladder....
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