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Old 01-23-03, 09:14 AM   #341
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Is the hippopotamus related to hump-back whale....
by some weird genetic whirl-pool?
Imagine a hippo & a hump-back whale trying to get off....on each other!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> Ha Ha HA Hee Hee Ha he ha Hee Ha he HA!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 01-23-03, 09:44 AM   #342
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.....
"Oops"
.....
(GoOOSe)....
((GooOse))....
(((GooOOOoosE)))....
(((((GooOOOoosE))))))....
((((((GooOOOooose)))))).......
Okay i get the picture!
.......
I'm getting all GooOSey.....
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
Hamster dimension....
Rooster dreams....
Go with the wind...fruit-bat....
This post is a flop....
Kick the laughing pink space-hopper ball....
through the floppy goal posts....
& you'll be awarded a free pass....
to make love to a team of Munchkins.....
hanging to get their rocks off.....
on your everlasting gobblestopper!
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Old 01-23-03, 10:11 AM   #343
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Blimey!
Not sure when i'll ever find a home to go to!
Maybe oneday i'll meet a jestress,heiress,medieval babe....Euro missie...who's quarter Papua New Guinean,quarter American Indian,quarter Carribean & quarter Zimbabwean....with an Irish passport.....& a spare castle lying around in the alps of Switzerland....who is completely up for a live-in nincompoop kangaroo weasel jester....to come & fill it up....chock-a-bloc.....57 rooms full of jestery bric-a-brac!!!
Gosh!That would be alright by crikey!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 01-23-03, 10:12 AM   #344
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Thumbs up to the goose on the loose!!!
No...thumbs up to the rooster on the loose!!!
Whatever? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 01-23-03, 10:14 AM   #345
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Thumb a gherkin cheezle....
rump a rhubarb thimble....
Go & pole toss....
a hairy troll pole...
into a moat...
full of elephant snot! [img]eek.gif[/img]
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Old 02-04-03, 12:14 PM   #346
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Have a twisty you twisted twister!
Can you untwist that twisty?
Would you prefer to eat untwisted twisties?
Come twisty twister...twist your stuff...
or untwist your stuff! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Old 02-04-03, 12:15 PM   #347
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There was a pixie who always wore socks with spots...
because he thought it set him off in a good way!
He would look at his socks non-stop...
until oneday a pixiess took to his fancy...
& she demanded that he wear stripey socks...
for the rest of their lives! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

P.S.Oops!Can you please close this thread....
if you ever happen to read it by chance Jim? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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