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Old 03-22-09, 02:10 PM   #141
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My 8 year old nephew was rolling around on the floor in agony, avoiding doing his essay homework, when he moaned,
"But hooooooow can I write a persuasive essay if I can't criticize people??! That's basically all I HAVE in my life!!"
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Old 05-18-09, 11:04 PM   #142
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Default On the Road with Circus Folk.

Girl - "You can't sit here. I don't want your cooties"

WHIPBOY - "Oh, you say that now. But soon you'll be saying, 'I didn't want your cooties.' Then later, 'Hey! These cooties don't go away!'"
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Old 05-19-09, 12:49 AM   #143
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My son after falling off his new skateboard and scraping the shit out of his leg:

"What kind of evil person would invent such a dangerous activity?!"
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