I'm back on a self imposed probation

[Doctor Eric]

Hahahaha, I make a lot of money in MY dreams, as well, Evan, glad to see we're on the same page. I'm going to make sure I run into you at some point this summer, I want you to take shots of me and my cannon.

[jester]

I can live with hand guns being in the USA as long as technology doesn't get to the point where you can shoot us here from over there.

As Milton Jones once said. "My dad was in the army so we had to move around a lot... because he used to use us for target practice."

I was NOT asking Martin to be good.

I was just saying that I've changed a teeny weeeny itzy bitzy micro thin little "waff-er mint" bit. (actually I've put on weight so part of me has changed a LOT!)

Jonathan (not as big as Mr Creosote.)

[Butterfly Man]

Well, since (in the last 5 minutes) I have had both an AKS Russian assault rifle and my trustee 9mm Glock in my non-pudgy hands…

Then, I’d like to say this about that and that would be this… (homage to Karl)

I can’t believe they allow me to have those things in this country… truth is, I don’t know fuckall about firearms… wouldn’t know how to shoot either of them properly if an “incident” were to occur.

Within this past week I have had two “intruders” on my land (one ripped a tent up looking for pot and the other one I caught on my front porch and “escorted” off the property).

I didn’t say I didn’t NEED them… I’m just saying, if you are gonna allow people to buy that kind of dangerous shit, you should at least TEACH them what the fuck they are doing before you sell it to them.

Personally, I don’t enjoy that kind of freedom that much when I know there are fuckin’ idiots out there with the same privilege.

It makes my hands shake.


and oh yeah, welcome back, now fuck off.

[jester]

Originally Posted by Butterfly Man

and oh yeah, welcome back, now fuck off.

Hmm. When you find yourself out in the rain, on the day you didn't bring a hat or a coat, and you discover that your tattoo has suddenly become non waterproof due to a mysterious skin disorder... think of me and me brand new bald spot!