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Old 07-14-10, 12:04 AM   #1
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Yo Muthafukaas. I'm working in Mexico, doing a bit with a barbie doll. Whadayya got for me?


"It's Mexican Barbie! And what a coincidence, she's wearing mules!"
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I'm sure there's something to be had from the phrase "a plastic taco."
But I'm too refined to put it together.
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Old 07-14-10, 12:49 PM   #3
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maybe its too obvious but the first thing that came to mind was setting her on fire and calling it a barbiecue
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Old 07-14-10, 01:04 PM   #4
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and to make it more mexican you put a little sombrero on her, light that on fire and call it a mexican barbiecue... you can spin her head around real fast again and again and call it peyote barbie... draw a black eye on her and call her barbeaten... sorry... i'm gonna digenerate if i keep this up.... you could set a black barbie on fire and call it a texas barbiecue... something with barbean like a mexican jumping barbean....
stop... i gotta go whore myself for marlboro at a reality tv event...
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Old 07-14-10, 02:40 PM   #5
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Where do you go when they close Bar 'A'?

Barbie is the perfect symbol of American beauty; 100% plastic.

She's in Mexico looking for Ken's Chorizo.

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Old 07-15-10, 11:51 PM   #6
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Thanks all, off to a good start.
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Old 07-17-10, 01:10 AM   #7
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Plastic Taco has a certain ring to it, and it flew tonight.

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Old 07-18-10, 09:21 AM   #8
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