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Old 02-09-03, 10:39 AM   #141
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Some people have a beginning
& some people have an end.
Some people have a beginning & an end(oops & a middle).
I only have a middle!
Perhaps my middle....
appears to be just an interval...
for the crowd...
as i seem to be making neutral progress
as far as a crust goes! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-09-03, 12:20 PM   #142
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My hat is not a bin...so help me clean up! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-09-03, 12:22 PM   #143
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The 3-legged troll
had a 3-legged race..
with himself...
to get to the finishing line...
only to find...
that he ended at the start again! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-09-03, 12:28 PM   #144
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Crikey!I'm going to have to cut this pixie shit out....
if i really want to rake it in on the street!
Frig it....
i'm lost...
a jester is virtually unemployable...
when there's no castles around!
What the heck i'll goose on...
until the geese catch on! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-09-03, 12:35 PM   #145
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Help me build up my clown empire so eventually we'll all out-clown normality! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 02-09-03, 12:40 PM   #146
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Jester's are just not popular enough these days...for society to realise their worth!Priceless chickenfeed nincompoops that money just cannot buy! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
P.S.Just joking?
Oops!Am i? <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 02-09-03, 12:43 PM   #147
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Twitty fruit-cake brain
it's such a shame
you don't even have a name!
What are you like?
Are you real...
or are you a fool's game? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-09-03, 12:47 PM   #148
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I feel empty...
i've been going for donkey's
but still my hat is waiting!
Make me feel
like a full fool...
& i'll give you plenty! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 02-11-03, 05:30 AM   #149
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There's going to be a surprise party for a clown....who thinks he should host a party for clowns sooner than later.
A weasel circus is preparing to pigeon feed their way through.....whatever it takes....to throw one heck of a party......for the silly little clown!
They'll give him such a bargain....that it will feel like he's won tattsloto! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-11-03, 07:43 AM   #150
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Crikey!Make me feel as good as gold...as i'm getting tired of straw! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-11-03, 07:48 AM   #151
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Don't lick Ronald McDonald's arse.....it's not worth it! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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