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Old 02-11-03, 10:07 AM   #161
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Old 02-11-03, 10:09 AM   #162
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Old 02-11-03, 10:10 AM   #163
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Old 02-11-03, 10:21 AM   #164
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Get a polly woffle up ya!
Jack off in front of a naked armchair!
Stick a fruit-loop in your ear-hole!
Make a monkey out of a baboon!
Go kooky on a lost cane toad looking for love!
Bounce a sping-onion off a chess-board...
& wobble jelly while jumping!
Fill the toilet with gherkin beer..
& make it chuck up!
Roll up into a ball...
& play roly-poly
until you're all rolled out.
Smell a forgotten troll's sock...
& then give it to a thousand weevils!
Hand kiss a warthog...until it farts itself off your rocker!
Give up & turn into a thimble! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Old 02-11-03, 10:30 AM   #165
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That clock has two faces!
Back & front...
You can watch it...
back-to-front
or front-to-back!
It's two timing
you...& is 2 faced..
so you
might have to keep in time...
with it's ticks! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-11-03, 10:35 AM   #166
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Melt cheese on the inside of that troll's jocks...
because he's getting too hairy..
& wants to be waxed!
He's a bit of a wacko...
& might try & eat your socks..
so watch out...
or he may even put you on a rack..
& show you...who's the fairy! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-11-03, 10:40 AM   #167
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Morris the old goblin man is so terribly nice.
He's a pretty ugly...
jumbo shrimp...
who boasts he's a perfect idiot
that likes being
alone together with himself!
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Old 02-11-03, 10:47 AM   #168
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Go away you drag weasel tramp...
& find a pigeon to play with!
You're getting up my nose..
so try your saucy antics..
on a broken female table..
or just rump yourself
with a gherkin-studded stonker
until you turn into the wrong goblin! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-11-03, 10:51 AM   #169
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The wiggly man
contortioned himself
as if he was an elf
made of rubber.
He was a human oddity..
& could tangle himself up..
so you would think
you were on drugs! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-11-03, 10:56 AM   #170
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Swerve the custard pie you goose..
or you'll look like a fool!
Come on...
here comes another one..
so get ready to dodge
or you won't have much fun!
You'll cop it...
pie after pie...
if you don't try! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-11-03, 10:59 AM   #171
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Gosh!That scraggly weasel
has chewing gum in his hair!
I better tweeze it out...
or we'll look like
a hopeless pair!
We already do...
i guess already
there is nothing i can do! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-11-03, 01:34 PM   #172
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4000 Posts! (P Net Total 8565 now)

Oops! I Really Am A GooOse!

I think that's just about it from me?

Regards Rumpel The Universal Kangaroo Fool! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

Oops!A fool can't escape mistakes!

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Old 02-13-03, 05:50 AM   #173
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