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Old 01-05-02, 02:54 AM   #261
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Ya friggin' chirping turkey.....
go & fetch a twiggly twig!
Do turkey's chirp anyway?
Oh!Just chook on...
& chook about until
the rooster...pops the clock
.....with a kooky...cuckoo...
cuckoo...cuckoo...
coo coo coo...
cock-a-doodle-doo
cock-a-doodle-doo
Oh!Crikey!I'm going kooky coo-coo!
Maybe i'm an old chook!
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Old 01-05-02, 02:59 AM   #262
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Arh go & make love to a rooster ya friggin' chook!Don't possum with me....because i'm a friggin' bush turkey....& i make the rules & they're unbending!If you try & drive me around the bend...i'll go full circle & chase my feathers until i'm fully wound....& then i'll egg ya...ya friggin' chook!Go for it....& i'll let you off the hook!
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Old 01-05-02, 03:00 AM   #263
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What's the Worst Bargain you ever got?
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Old 01-05-02, 03:21 AM   #264
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Jester's Will Never Become Extinct!
====================================
I'm a jester who
always goes wrong!
Why can't the King
ever go wrong?
He has the upper hand of power
& i'm just a silly little flower
that supposed
to be at his side
at every beck & call!
If a cat can look
at a King...
well....so may
a jester!
In this court
it's everyone for themselves....
Hang on!What time am i in...?
I'm a 20th century jester am i?
Well that means an unemployed
jester is nobody's fool!
Ok then....i may aswell cut-loose
& GooOse about
non-stop
in the Kingdom Of Show Business
until i'm everybody's jester!
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Old 01-07-02, 02:50 AM   #265
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For crying out Cheeseballs!I'm going all Cheesadelic....ready to completely cheese-out to the max....& stuff myself with the cheesiest cheese-balls until i turn into a cheesed off cheeseatarian cheesester!Let's all get cheesy & start a cheesy festival or whatever?I'm going to start up a cheesy field....& put on my cheesy coat & cheese-off!Give my some friggin' cheezles so i can really go for it & cheese out man!Oh!I'm just getting so....cheesy...i would give anyone cheeseaphobia!Oh!Oh!Oh!I have to go & dive nose first into a humungous cheesecake....so let me be...until i'm completely cheesed away!Cha Cha!Screaming Lord Cheese!
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Old 01-07-02, 06:38 AM   #266
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GooOse!
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Old 01-09-02, 05:15 PM   #267
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Cheeers & Toodleloo!
P.S.Cheeers & Toodleloo!
P.S.Cheeers & Toodleloo!
Cheeers & Toodleloo!
Cheeers & Toodleloo!
Cheeers & Toodleoo!
Cheeers & Toodleloo!
Cheeers & Toodloo!
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Old 01-12-02, 10:31 AM   #268
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For crying out gooooooooosepimples!Mr Stiltskinnnnny here by crikey..by crikey....by crikey & crikey again!
I went to unlock my bike today & the friggin' key snapped in half!What the heck.....i'm a friggin' eternal gooOse!
I'm bound to end up in GooOsedom!P.S.Oops!
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Old 01-14-02, 09:01 AM   #269
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Crikey!This makes 3000 posts for the green room by crikey!
Where's Wally?
Where's Rumpel?
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Old 01-15-02, 04:31 PM   #270
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Oops!
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Old 01-20-02, 02:56 AM   #271
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Gosh!I had my cheapest falfhel ever here in Cairo!I did the maths on it.....& it accounted to 20 cents Australian.....so that means.....about 8 pence....& US....about 11 or 12 cents i guess!Gosh!
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Old 01-20-02, 02:58 AM   #272
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Jim......can you close this thread soon.....so i don't lose more posts like i did in the 1st volume!Cheeers!
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