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Old 12-11-01, 01:58 AM   #101
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I play good guitar and my "male procreator" always thought I looked like a monkey so can I join? I can also play the strings of chance but I'm hopeless on the horn.
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Old 12-11-01, 06:31 AM   #102
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A Gerbil landed at the right moment can be a lot of fun,
but when it goes missing it is a pain in the arse!

Ask Martin...
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Old 12-11-01, 06:53 AM   #103
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Ah, now I know where the small freeze-dried animal that the customs officers seized from Bev's luggage came from. It was stuck head first in the little plastic Hilton Hotel Honey Haircare bottle left over from Edmonton.
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Old 12-11-01, 07:24 AM   #104
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I'm just a sleazy R18 Dr Dolittle.
Wanted- animal love-dead or alive.
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Old 12-11-01, 12:45 PM   #105
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I've got a slightly used "push-me-pull-ya", if you pay the postage!

P.S. For Jenny: he's one helluva reed player too, baby.
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Old 12-11-01, 02:28 PM   #106
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Jenny darlin', fag or no, I got 'cha back! "Back" is what fags do best, don't 'cha know?!

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Old 12-12-01, 12:23 PM   #107
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So now we've got, what;

- a cross-dressing strings-of-Chance player who can't play a horn

- a freeze-dried gerbil stuck in a honey bottle (a percussion instrument perhaps?)

- a necropheliac Doctor of Beastiality(what's R18?)

-Chance on my back (perhaps he can play his OWN horn?)

-and something that I don't know what it is from Butterfly Man. What's a push-me-pull-ya, Robert? I'm SO intrigued!!

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Old 12-12-01, 09:30 PM   #108
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Jenny,
I'll give you a clue m'love, ... it's got two heads!
very hairy,
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Old 12-13-01, 05:49 PM   #109
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Then it couldn't be YOU Robert.
Two heads, but one of 'em not so hairy.

So what's going on...
Am I to resort back to regular plain old heterosexuality then?
Where oh where is that elusive Stephon?
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Old 12-19-01, 12:06 PM   #110
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Neither of them (I assume) is SO hairy, but one should be substantially less so than the other.

And if it's "plain old heterosexuality" then you (or more likely, he) ain't doin' it right. But, Jenny, m'dear much as I would like to attempt to satisfy all your hetero fantasies, I'm afraid I'm just a little too married.

(Unless one of your fantasies involves several unbroken hours of gymnastic passion with a stunningly attractive, startlingly talented, prodigiously hung performer, prone to absurd fits of hyperbole, and his wife. . . .)
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Old 12-20-01, 06:30 PM   #111
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But Stephon I am NOT married!
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Old 12-21-01, 09:02 AM   #112
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Guess i'm a little late in the entering of this thread, but i just couldnt sit back and let jenny return to the tired antiquity of heterosexual fancy, not without an (albiet somewhat contrived) valient effort to keep the girl thing going. So, while this isn't much in the way of a proposition, i can certainly construct the impression of united stronghold against greasy male suitors, or at the very least, provide backup on the kazoo.
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Old 12-21-01, 05:32 PM   #113
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Karen:
What'chu SAYIN' Gyrl?
C'mon.
C'mon out and SAY it!

And while you're at it, why don't you tell me a little more about your so-called "kazoo" ?!?

(At this point that sounds more promising than a prodigiously hung hyperbole-prone MARRIED acrobat. Though what about your WIFE, Stephon?...)


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Old 12-23-01, 05:26 PM   #114
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Oh drat, I knew I should have left the kazoo out of it. As habits have it, it always seems to reveal itself at the most inopportune of moments. But then really, what Iím saying is, well it may actually be better said in a lil throaty song, something that dabbles in the primal and mathematical construction of feminine wiles. I have no comment about the inflated fictions of otherwise spoken-for acrobats... But if you donít like kazoos, I do have an up and coming musical career playing the triangle. whattaya say.
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Old 01-15-02, 11:45 AM   #115
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Well shit. I thought this thread was dead. But lo and behold (as i PLUMB the wonders of BROAD-band), i couldn't ignore the results of my SEX TEST, which are as follows:

***************
The info on your 36 future sex partner(s):
22 of them will be female
14 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Also, you think about sex considerably more than you do it.
***************

I've got a lot of work to do!
So, Karen... whattya say you let me paint you ("maniacally in public" if you wish) and you can play my triangle...?

Here's the URL, if anyone dares...

http://test.thespark.com/mp_sextest

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Old 01-17-02, 01:53 PM   #116
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well, Jenny, a bout of laryngitis has me also spending too much time in the netherregions of internet quizzes. Luckily, i don't need a voice to stand still and be tickled by wet paint...
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The info on your 29 future sex partner(s):
20 of them will be female
9 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
And: As you get older, your tastes will change drastically.
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but at second glance, if I'm gonna get a headstart on this evidently illustrious future sex career, standing still isn't so much an option....
I had a witty quip about the triangle - but i wouldn't want to offend sensibilities with the imagery of two female clowns debauching so blatantly. Or do i?
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Old 02-03-02, 07:04 PM   #117
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I'm very late entering this thread, but I just found time to read it and wanted to take the opportunity to out myself too.

I am a gay woman, cruelly trapped by nature in the body of a man.

Like most gay women, I am not attracted to males.

Sadly, other gay women find difficulty seeing past the male body thing, and I suspect that the results of any surgery wouldn't attract the right sort of attention.

Besides, it amuses me to claim that I probably have the largest [use your imagination] of any woman in the world.

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Old 04-26-02, 07:20 PM   #118
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I wanted to take this opportunity to mention that Brady is not gay.
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Old 04-26-02, 10:47 PM   #119
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That may be true but did you ever wonder why his underwear needs to be so big?
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Old 04-29-02, 02:14 PM   #120
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Not to mention utterly soiled...
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