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Old 04-16-03, 10:24 PM   #1
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We are looking for all diverse performers to complete a uk or european tour with a range of multicultural nights, we are registered users, the asset and silverface from Asset productions ( just having prob with password <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

Hello there all you crazy performing travellers, would you like to hope on board an entourage of performances back in the UK ? " I think not i hear you say , who are these jesters from Asset productions " ?, well come and get to know us, we are at http:http://groups.msn.com/AssetProductions/messages.msnw

Asset productions is drumming up funding for a blend of nights back in the UK.. This nights will be as diverse as your granny..., no honestly every multicultural event you would like to be involved in, u can be with asset productions. We are also open to your ideas, so come on and give us your flavour of performances, let us know what u are up to, or what you would like to do. Tell us about your act and talent is...who you can bring along is the most important aspec, we want everybody...

Let me explain in simplier terms, if five of your friends and you want to come over, we will get the funding to promote you, host you and accomodate the group. Actually you might actually be planning to come to the UK or Europe between april 2004-2005.. if you are let the asset and silverface know at Asset productions.. We would love to see what you have to offer. <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]biggrin.gif[/img] lems with the password)
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Old 04-17-03, 12:28 AM   #2
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Old 04-17-03, 12:53 AM   #3
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Asset, your post is almost a waste of time and will hardly fill any-one with confidence. Your links are wrong and don't work and you give no further useful information.
Would you like to try again?
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Old 04-17-03, 05:02 PM   #4
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Jeez, Peter.
Cut the guy some slack.

Here's the link, which I culled from the information below.

http://groups.msn.com/AssetProductions/messages.msnw

...of course, the site is poorly laid out, and is apparently combined with a personal site (I think it's a free web service: groups.msn.com? What serious business hosts there?) with a lot of photos of them on holiday. It's obviously a homemade deal.

This is not to say they can't deliver, but it doesn't say they can, either. To take a few bucks from their travel budget, they could hire a professional web designer. There are plenty of 'em looking for work these days.

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[quote]Originally posted by &lt;Theasset @performers.net&gt;:
<strong>We are looking for all diverse performers to complete a uk or european tour with a range of multicultural nights, we are registered users, the asset and silverface from Asset productions ( just having prob with password <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />

Hello there all you crazy performing travellers, would you like to hope on board an entourage of performances back in the UK ? " I think not i hear you say , who are these jesters from Asset productions " ?, well come and get to know us, we are at http:http://groups.msn.com/AssetProductions/messages.msnw

Asset productions is drumming up funding for a blend of nights back in the UK.. This nights will be as diverse as your granny..., no honestly every multicultural event you would like to be involved in, u can be with asset productions. We are also open to your ideas, so come on and give us your flavour of performances, let us know what u are up to, or what you would like to do. Tell us about your act and talent is...who you can bring along is the most important aspec, we want everybody...

Let me explain in simplier terms, if five of your friends and you want to come over, we will get the funding to promote you, host you and accomodate the group. Actually you might actually be planning to come to the UK or Europe between april 2004-2005.. if you are let the asset and silverface know at Asset productions.. We would love to see what you have to offer. <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]biggrin.gif[/img] lems with the password)</strong><hr></blockquote>
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Old 04-19-03, 01:54 AM   #6
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[quote]Originally posted by &lt;Theasset@perfomers.net&gt;:
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Good evening guys from Miami and Scotland, thanks for your interesting and diversified comments, let me say i was actually amused and entertained at what you had to say... because i now aware, that did use a strange approach, but we are all amateurs in this game until we know better ha ha ( la pire, peter voice, rich potter) it's great to know some people still have strong opinions, fortunately for me in my travels, i dont frequent people who are soo judgemental but indeed supportive of our ideas, emm, thought that's what performers did ha ha lol.. duo vertigo.com aerial specialists are supporters and also use a free msn website to support their antics, so dont be too hard on us, we are just a couple of partners interesting in all you spectacular performers...

I do have to stand up to your comments as i did only introduce the link to introduce the asset and silverface as individuals and give a bit of background information on what we are trying to achieve ... if you read back to the posted message, sorry guys if i mislead you and wasted your time, but believe me we are not ...

So what we maybee should have said as to not cause any confusion was The asset and silverface are researching a year ahead of the business, research for multicultural parties and itineary planned for 2004... for example a cuban flavour, a rio flavour, an asian flavour, Anyway the notice posted was to put some feelers out to performers who would be interested in coming over to the UK in april 2004, so are you ??? come on i know you are, or you would not of read the message... (we will pour u a wee glass of buckfast and make you a hearty breakfast, no heart feelings ehh )

We are genuinely at the moment looking for funding which we have been advised will take a year. To throw the culturally educating parties that we aim to throw is going to take a lot of research and planning to find artists, musicians with different flavours and twists... so hence we look now...

Please dont be offended , we need you guys to show enthusiam, after all " It is not over till the fat lady sings". I know you remember back to the 1800's to the first performing leisure times where entertainment companies and performers could not spell computers so come on lets not fall out over a few bytes ha ha..

Lots of love,
keep safe, keep performing, keep replying...
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Old 04-21-03, 05:53 PM   #7
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Does anyone else find this post reminding them of certain email letters from Nigeria?
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This is what it would be like if Rumple's thoughts were translated into english.

What in the world is this about?

I'll do it for $2000 a day, whatever it is. I've got the white male ethnicity covered. I go by the performance name devistation.

for more info about me goto http://wwwwww.unclescam.org/afolk/scotem72701.html

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Old 05-06-03, 03:04 AM   #9
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" Good-Day members", its the asset and silverface here, from Assetproductions02.. just arrived in Sydney Austraila Yesterday !!! wow what a flight and what a place.. thanks to all for replying again to the gig posted for work in the following year.

Hey stretch, how are you ? would like to see those letters from Nigeia...so we can all have a laugh ( HA ha ) Stretch i take it you would be interested in coming over to the UK to show us how funny you are in person, let me know if you are availabe for 2004 to do a show of your own which will be part of a group of multicultural nights..

All of the nights have still to be decided and will not be revealed until we know the size and scale of travelling performers interested !! which is looking good at the moment. Response is very much appreciated and is very important to us as research is the key to success..

Asset productions02 is all about choice therefore we are very open to performers managing and putting on their own ideas... If you have any multi-cultural performing ideas which could be transformed into magical nights and would be interested in putting on back in the UK please let me know... cheers

Also Scott we would like to bring Internationals over to partcipate and we will be paying for there travelling fee and accomodation. As you have probably gathered we want to promote amateur and mulicultural nights who are looking for a gateway to come to the UK and Europe. They will want to gain a chance to perform in gigs, work with international artists and be part of an educating performing workshop process.. We tried to access your link but it did not work ....


We will be keeping the site updated about the planned forthcoming events for next year, in the near future, but in the meantime guys all performers may share comments through my personal email address
Tessa _S_99@hotmail.com.. aswell as in our website comments, please go to..

http://groups.msn.com/AssetProductions/messages.msnw

Until next time

Keep safe, keep performing

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Old 05-06-03, 07:06 AM   #10
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hi there, just like thew others i find myself thinking...great i want work, love, money and respect...sign me up. But, like the others i myself am asking...what the hell are you selling?...i know, you dont wanna tell us until you have heard from all of us and have some concept of how we round out your plans...maybe 77 parties in 7 days have taken their toll, stout nationalities notwithstanding. Me, i am not english needing to be talked into returning home for art`s sake, but rather a wacky "international" just a´lookin´for work...check out my website for a complete description of my show in german...surely it`s as comprehensible as your english is to me. It`s not just rumple-ese translated into english...it stopped for a mushroom omelette in thailand...hope you boys have fun, anyway, whatever it is your doing...BUT please, consider this as ´my interst and entrance to your fun fair. i want expense money!!! i am international!!! i wanna train ride from germany to scotland!!! PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME
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Trepidation about the approach asisde:
Depending on when in 2004 this event or yours happens, my schedule could be adjusted for a trip across the pond. Check out my site and get in touch if you think its the sort of thing you might want.
http://www.renaissance-man.com/festpage.html

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Old 05-10-03, 04:34 AM   #12
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Goodday maties from Asset Productions, a big shout from The Asset in Sydney Austraila, to all you global performers, i only thought i was culturally educated in my short life until I had been here ! in a week i have seen more cultures than i have ever seen in my whole life ... but i hear you say " you are only a young pup in your late twenties of course you have lots to learn " but believe me i am well travelled, so Austrailisa has proved to be an eye opener...

So how are we all ? how's the performances going, what have you been up to please let me know... I would love to hear your performing antics discussed on our website as this is really not the place.. Ps thanks to those who have already taken this initiative x

Okay okay so you guys are all getting yourselves up to high-doe about nothing... let me try and explain, at the moment we are working on the style of nights and themes with corresponding performers which is backed up by worldwide travel and research I am completing. The other half (ie managing director)is back in UK selling the idea to the very important funding people.

The nights are going to be very diverse and full of choice of which your performance is vital to it's diversity... the excitement that i am creating in your mind is what we are all about...but i can tell you they will begin in Scotland, UK and diversify into Europe..

Asset productions is an education service of indigenous cultures, amateur but talented performances, hidden talents are therefore the gems of Asset productions.. so technically we are not trying to sell anything to anybody but educate people in your individual talents..

Lets come together through Asset productions and offer the communities " entertainment on the move" We want to blend your talents in workshops with other artists while performing in various themed nights, events and parties.. Asset productions aims to achieve a lot in terms of entertainment as a whole that's why we do not restrict oursleves in the coporate gig post.

If you are on your own travelling, don't worry either because you will soon become part of a multicultural travelling entourage of blessed performers, actors, musicians and singers..xx

Keep Safe, keep performing

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