Hat Line lie. - Page 2

Stephon · 07-02-09, 01:00 AM

How about, "Go with God but leave your money with me"?

CutThroat · 07-02-09, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephon

How about, "Go with God but leave your money with me"?

Beautiful.

Butterfly Man · 07-02-09, 02:26 PM

Taoism: Shit happens
Confucianism: Confucius say, “shit happens”
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah's Witness: Let me in, I'll tell you why this shit happens
Protestantism: Hope this shit happens to someone else
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it
Agnosticism: What is this shit?
Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Lee Nelson · 07-02-09, 03:35 PM

AMEN!!!!!!!!

Schuyler · 07-03-09, 12:04 AM

"They say that Jesus died for your sins. I'm just doing it for your entertainment dollar".

I really wish I'd thought of that first.

martin ewen · 07-03-09, 07:34 AM

Satan commands you to pay me now.
works for me.

Butterfly Man · 07-03-09, 03:36 PM

What would Jesus give?

elbonko · 07-03-09, 11:13 PM

probably some crap like "everlasting life."

well, i'll take a fiver, thank you very much.

Stephon · 07-04-09, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butterfly Man

What would Jesus give?

Small change; he holds out a fist full of coins and anything smaller than a quarter just falls thru the hole.

jared · 07-05-09, 10:24 AM

I wouldn't do it for a general crowd, but I agree with just saying what they want to hear. I think if you see a religious tourist group with WWJD shirts and crosses, then saying a little line about jesus here and there might help you. Last weekend was pride week here in nyc, so I spent a little time here and there to badmouth the other guy in the park that was waving a bible and trying to save their souls, they loved me, he left, and my hat had twice as much as usual.

martin ewen · 07-05-09, 08:53 PM

You have to be careful, I can't remember how many times I've yelled, "She's a witch! Burn Her!" and they have.

Lagtime · 07-06-09, 05:40 PM

In Colorado Springs we have the birth place of "Focus on the Family" and New Life Church. We have talked about using the "God" thing to our advantage while performing, and came up with the solution that it was not worth it, because we need to be honest with ourselves, and it doesn't really matter if it would get us an extra few bucks.

Daniel Mooncalf · 07-07-09, 01:12 PM

I've come to that conclusion as well, Lag.

nanocircus · 11-19-11, 07:21 PM

If you want to make mega bucks you should say praise L. Ron! those scientology drones are rich as hell

Kate Awesome · 07-24-12, 10:26 AM

Well, you could always appease the mormons by treating your show like a network marketing scheme... they've got BIG money.

Peter · 12-11-14, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Patrick Kelly

It won't help, because the religious (and the French) don't tip...

What's the difference between a Canadian & a canoe? Canoes tip.

07-02-09, 01:00 AM	#21
Stephon Handonmy Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Silver Spring, MD USA Posts: 651 Blog Entries: 1	How about, "Go with God but leave your money with me"? __________________ Swami Yomahmi ~The Original Sideshow Geek~

07-02-09, 02:26 PM	#23
Butterfly Man Refurbished Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Farthest point south in US Posts: 1,606	Do you believe this shit? Taoism: Shit happens Confucianism: Confucius say, “shit happens” Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism: This shit has happened before Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah Jehovah's Witness: Let me in, I'll tell you why this shit happens Protestantism: Hope this shit happens to someone else Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me? Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it Agnosticism: What is this shit? Atheism: I don't believe this shit __________________ butterflyman.com Last edited by Butterfly Man; 07-02-09 at 02:50 PM.

07-02-09, 03:35 PM	#24
Lee Nelson Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: departure lounge Posts: 353	AMEN!!!!!!!! Last edited by Lee Nelson; 07-02-09 at 03:40 PM.

07-03-09, 12:04 AM	#25
Schuyler Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, unfortunately Posts: 186	"They say that Jesus died for your sins. I'm just doing it for your entertainment dollar". I really wish I'd thought of that first. __________________ snowcircus.ca ~Schuyler

07-03-09, 03:36 PM	#27
Butterfly Man Refurbished Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Farthest point south in US Posts: 1,606	Before you go you must ask yourseives... What would Jesus give? __________________ butterflyman.com

07-03-09, 07:34 AM	#26
martin ewen Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Trapped-Please send money Posts: 1,888 Blog Entries: 15	Satan commands you to pay me now. works for me.

07-03-09, 11:13 PM	#28
elbonko Casual Observer Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Cleveland, OH Posts: 82	wwjg probably some crap like "everlasting life." well, i'll take a fiver, thank you very much. __________________ Thinking Big and Walking Tall. www.AaronBonk.com

07-05-09, 10:24 AM	#30
jared Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 31	I wouldn't do it for a general crowd, but I agree with just saying what they want to hear. I think if you see a religious tourist group with WWJD shirts and crosses, then saying a little line about jesus here and there might help you. Last weekend was pride week here in nyc, so I spent a little time here and there to badmouth the other guy in the park that was waving a bible and trying to save their souls, they loved me, he left, and my hat had twice as much as usual.

07-05-09, 08:53 PM	#31
martin ewen Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Trapped-Please send money Posts: 1,888 Blog Entries: 15	You have to be careful, I can't remember how many times I've yelled, "She's a witch! Burn Her!" and they have.

07-06-09, 05:40 PM	#32
Lagtime New Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 8	hat line lie In Colorado Springs we have the birth place of "Focus on the Family" and New Life Church. We have talked about using the "God" thing to our advantage while performing, and came up with the solution that it was not worth it, because we need to be honest with ourselves, and it doesn't really matter if it would get us an extra few bucks. __________________ "Yeah, but can you do the mill's messy burkes shuffle box?"

07-07-09, 01:12 PM	#33
Daniel Mooncalf Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Overland Park, KS. Posts: 117	Yea... I've come to that conclusion as well, Lag. __________________ It's a family show, so get your asses over here!

11-19-11, 07:21 PM	#34
nanocircus New Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 9	If you want to make mega bucks you should say praise L. Ron! those scientology drones are rich as hell

07-24-12, 10:26 AM	#35
Kate Awesome Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: anywhere I lay my head Posts: 83	Well, you could always appease the mormons by treating your show like a network marketing scheme... they've got BIG money. __________________ www.katemior.com

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