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Old 11-04-02, 09:13 PM   #301
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I think that huge....super hunk....incredible Hulk Hogan bogan....has his eye on that tiny little sensitive frigit fairy!Should Mr Puniverse stand in his way.....
& see who she really fancies?
You never know sometimes.....
as there's always a chance....
in expecting the unexpected!
It's anyone's guess... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !
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Old 11-04-02, 09:21 PM   #302
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Galactic creatures...out in space....
Earth calling.....
asteroids....unidentified flying objects....
eerie cosmos echo the truth...if there is such a thing...!
Tinkle a trinagle.....
peddle a flying bicycle...
send telepathic messages to Martians....
whizzing round in space!
Take off in a flying toy-shop...
& orbit a long forgotten star.
Blow out your party whistles....
& play doubles on a retro pinball machine....
blow marvellous pink bubbles....
& play pick up sticks....
with candy-striped little walking-sticks.
Come play....come play....
in the giant toy-box labyrinth....
& search for the truth....
wherever it may be..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !
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Old 11-05-02, 12:14 AM   #303
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Happiness....
leisure...
nonsense...
money...
laws...
social order...
philosophy...
psychology...
religion...
authority...
economy...
sociology...
gurus...
material...
ethereal..
expression...
sport...
magic...
emotions...
relations...
toys...
people...
etcetera...etc..
What's it all about..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] ?
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Old 11-05-02, 12:36 AM   #304
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Wouldn't that be weird....to have infectious eternal laughter.....
& keep laughing til the end of time + one day.....until you have the last laugh..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
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Old 12-17-02, 12:41 AM   #305
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The scrawny gOooSe is back in Bangkok......as i just haven't left yet.....as i've bungled up twice.....in the process of almost leaving(trying to get back Down Under).It's getting a bit edgy now.....as i have a low class...economy ticket & have less priority of getting on board than most......so i'm doing the fingers crossed....stand-by thing.The first time....i got to the airport on the 9th.....& could of got on board....but then changed my mind!Yesterday......i also could of got on stand-by.....quiet luckily.....but stuffed up.....as i had to get my frigggin' trunk out of storage....but had to wait 20 minutes to get it delivered from the porter....& was cutting it too fine....& just didn't have enough seconds....to split my stuff & send the rest...as unaccompanied baggage.....as i'm getting gnabbed excess weight by stacks....& that's the cheapest deal for the weasel.
Today.....3rd time hopefully lucky......will be trying to get on board....like a true scrape-skate....but time is already running short!
Will the weasel get on...or not???
I have a flight on Xmas day.....Sydney to Brisbane.....as i'm booked for the Woodford Fest....& could well be....a friggggggin' nincompoop nitwit.....if i stuff up.....as i'm on the programme....& the punters might just have to put up with no weasel at all!!!
What the heck!!!The show must go on....with or without me!!!
I'll frigggin make it by crikey!!!
If i don't.....i might end up in Vietnam.....or Burma?
P.S.Blimey....i'm getting the butterflies!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
Signing off the worldly kangaroo jester of Oz!

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Old 12-20-02, 11:40 AM   #306
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Mr Rumpel Stiltskinny the ferretpossumweasel has landed back in Kangaroo Land.Blimey!Was last one on board the plane again....believe it or not.....as i was on stand-by.....& was a lucky goose....only by a few moments.
Got gnabbed excess baggage.....but got a good deal....but friggggin' got gnabbed more at the other end....here in Oz....when picking up my friggggin' box!Blimey!How can a weasel save up these days???
What the heck!!!
Off to Melbourne tomorrow.....& then back up to Sydney.....& then flying Brisbane....Xmas day!
Anyway.....i'm a goose & that's that!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 12-24-02, 05:35 AM   #307
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Old 01-03-03, 02:01 AM   #308
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Ooops!The scrawny...kangaroo-ferret-possum is back on line....wishing things well...for crying out higgledy piggledy!!!
Just got back from the Woodford Festival which was fun!
Blimey!Don't know when i'll retire from these epic marathon jestering stints.....but the shows just keep frigggggggggggin' going & going until the show must go on & on etc!!!
Did a 5 hr.....
7 hr 40 minutes....
& the last night.....a 9 hr!
I just had to do the 9 hr.....
so now i've done.....a
1hr
2hr
3hr
4hr
5hr
6hr
7hr
8hr
9hr
10hr
11hr....
no 12,13,14,15 hr stints yet.....
16hr
& 24 hrs!
Blimey!Still have to do.....17,18,19,20,21,22 & 23 hr stints too to fill in the gaps!
Anyway i'm off like a wobbly kookaburra's laugh.....
so i'll see ya....
in exactly 3 peas past broccoli to the root of cauliflour....plus 13 thwarted asparagus-sticks past the hour!!!! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 01-03-03, 05:00 AM   #309
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Gorblimey....Oz gets hot...when it wants to.Frigggin' scorcher days at times.I was getting frigggin' hot early in the morning at Woodford.....after spending donkey's to pack up!The pitch rocky gravel was making all my toys dusty & ontop of that....it all got damp from dew through the wee hours....so i had to individually wipe every prop...one by one.Crikey....i thought i was going to melt in the fool jester cozzie....but was lucky the adjacent cafe....kept lapping me up with cold lemon barley drinks.
They should call $20 notes lobsters....& $50 notes pineapples....$10 bluey's....or bluebottles.
Was in the closing fire ceremony.....but my frigggin' stoppers fell off at the start in the dark....so i ran around the field....falling over etc....& jumping around with springs on grass...while being chased by a dragon on stilts!
I scanned the grass after the spectacle....& didn't find my lost eye-ball....to my googly-glasses.....but was luckier enough that my soul was found by one of the organisers.....& my other soul to my spring-shoes was found by a friend by jingles!
Anyway cheeers for now...by crikes!!!
Off & away..... <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> !
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Old 01-03-03, 05:14 AM   #310
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P.S.Yes!It was funny in Woodford town.....my first time there.....not only because it was coincidently a Sunday....& i hitched to get stuff(but the shops were closed)...& got a ride in a huge 4-wheel drive with extra humungous wheels..& fire-flames painted on it...but i strolled into Grapeland & met Elvis Parsley!
There was Elvis memorabilla all over the shop(the fruit & vegetable shop).I was looking at it all...& then started to read an article about Elvis Parsley...& then turned around & he was actually there....looking at me behind the counter!I said"G'day!"
He said"G'day mate!"
It was a bit of a laugh to see Elvis Parsley The King.
He was just about to give me a number(a song)......but i would of missed my lift....as a car going back was going back to Woodford....& i was eager to frigggin' do a show as i skipped a day.I thought i was going to make it back to see Elvis Parsley...but didn't!
I think he was going to put his Elvis Parsley garb on & do the full number!Apparently i think....he jumps up on the shelves & really goes for it!It would of been funny to of seen him in action.I heard the best time to see him...is when old pensioners....come up especially to see him in a group travel bus!Crikey!Perhaps...should of got one of his cd's!!!Oh well what the heck!!!Blimey...there really is an Elvis Parsley after all!
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Old 01-05-03, 11:57 PM   #311
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Oh....not more frigggin' frigggster babble,drabble,babble,gabble,babbling....chatterbo x'y...gibberish lingo....nignog tittle-tattling.....breathless pipsqueakery....to make a thoroughly nice wease.....of it all....& that.....etc...
Ger...gerhhh..ger....ger....gherRRRHHH......GherKi n......GooOOosE......GherKiN....GherKiN......gHeRk In......GoOoOooOoOsey.....gooOSey..gherkin!!!
G'day!
Rumpol'd ere in Oz....jumping with the roo's.....by crikes!!!
P.S."GooOSe!"
Off like a chihuahua.....
chasing it's tail....
roof roof...roofy woofF WolFF!!!
Ere i go....
ciao,toodleloo,laters,adios....
ciao,ciao,wow.....meow...
chihuahua's tail!!!

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Old 01-06-03, 12:05 AM   #312
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The geese go past the long forgotten goose.....in a round about way....giggling like a stray gaggle whilst having a wild goose chase with each other until the goose gaggles along.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !!!
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Old 01-06-03, 12:29 AM   #313
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Tag along with yourself....
What?
Follow your nose.....
curl up your toes.....
jingle along....
point your ears....
wiggle your twigs...
giddy up
yourself....
to jangle along...
rattle-bell
scrawny pixie...
Follow the map...
niddy noddy...
place yourself...
there....
go...
go...
go...
go to the point....
point yourself there....
Go for your direction...
direct yourself to go there.....
I just want to go everywhere.....
Yes!!!Yes!!!Yessy yes....
Follow the world around.....
like a fully wound fool....
fooling for the truth....
The answer is there....
if i think so?
Yes i believe....
I know...
what....
the nose....
senses...as for now!
It's the flowery
scent of elfin trumpetwurzelbell shaped tulips
Oops!What?
Go on....will i?
Follow it round....
Oops....make no sound.....
listen....
say no more....
there's.....
more to go....
free time....
with gobblegook...
turn off....
tune in....
hone in...
forget yourself....
fade away with the colourful...
sounds....
where there is no bounds....
within the space....
of bunyip's dream scape.
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Old 01-08-03, 01:33 AM   #314
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Rumpel....
Did you see a photo of Elvis Parsley in costume? Does he dress in parsley? Could be hilarious. Just goes to show, a gig is where you find it!
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Old 01-09-03, 06:48 AM   #315
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Yes i saw quite a few pics....of Elvis Parsley doing his thing.Just like Elvis really.....but sings with a cucumber instead of a microphone.He wasn't all dressed up in the shop at the time.....but perhaps he's get all geared up to go.....if he had an audience of two....as then he may even possibly sell his cd...which was going for $25 a pop.I almost saw the Parsley King in action.....but missed out by a bee's whisker...as for being on the verge of getting a lift back to the Woodford Festival.Oh well.....there's always a next time....most likely......so i'll just wait for the appropriate happening.....when the elderly pensioners...come in droves....on an excursion bus....to see the King...strut his stuff....in true zucchini style fashion.
Not a bad idea....to do a show on the side....in your own shop!!!
Perhaps i might start up a shop...& call it "The Wrong Weasel Shop".....& sell worn out thimbles & rusty tricycle tyres & weather-beaten bumper bars....& warped vintage frisbees & the lot....while yodelling myself stupid....for the hopeful occasional off-chance....of getting a few bob extra...for being such a frigggin' darn wretched hopeless weasel.
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Old 01-10-03, 11:46 AM   #316
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Screaming Lord Muddlehead....
has scribbles in his head....
curly,squiggley,doodly...
loopy lines....
higgledy-piggledy...
all within...
his scrambled
spinning head!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Where did that nig-nog go with my rusty tweezers?
The wretched twit is picking his whiskers out of his nose....
with my great-great auntie's tweezers.
I'll stick him upside down in the umbrella stand....
& get him to eat cheesed off geriatric mice!!!
Golly gee....i'm losing it like a globe artichoke....
trying to be horse bean!Oops......i should just pretend i'm a mushroom cowboy & feed a pea to a lonely pigeon. [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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The skinnier i keep these....
wretched stories....
the easier it is to follow.....
Perhaps i'll just write a line that never stops.
It would be funny to write a novel in one entire straight line.
I wonder how many kilometres it would go for?
Crikey!The Western Australian border sure is one heck of a straight line.
Anyway enough of this frantic trifle....
so go & throw a rumball into a giraffe's mouth! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 01-10-03, 12:11 PM   #319
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Suck a turnip....ya moon-eyed weasel!
Get on your tricycle & go off like a rotten gumboot stuck in the mud.
Turn your thimbles inside out & make love to a free range rhinoceros towing a sexy motley tractor in reverse.
What are you on about?
Hug a polka dotted trouser leg.....
belonging to a loopy leprechaun....
& you'll probably come to terms with yourself....
even though your chihuahua will think you've lost it full tilt!
Cheeers!
Off with the horny turtle you go..... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !
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I think the Incredible Hulk has a humungous fungus stonker for a completely straight boa contrictor... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] !
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