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Old 09-30-02, 09:43 PM   #141
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Keep smiling even if you do..........3,643 tiny hats in a row.Oneday you might do such a stonker of a show.....that everyone will keep paying you....non-stop because you've brain-washed them all to keep coughing up!!!" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "
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Old 09-30-02, 09:48 PM   #142
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Caution!Don't give that pixie-weasel-jester-gooOse-fairy faggot any money because he's a puny drongo.....scrapeskate.....frigggggggin'......long-nosed....curly-toed.......madcap......nincompoop who is a real nuisance.....& should be put in a laughing-stock forever......& have mouldy gherkins thrown at him all day long etc!
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Old 09-30-02, 10:27 PM   #143
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30 more posts to go......& then i'm really retiring!
I'm falling asleep!
Love everything at once will you!
Let's make everything make sense!
Henry the rhinoceros.....is just going for it these days!
Go on......& get off.....ya show pony......mosquito ridden barbarian.....whatever you want to be hero!
I'm off....even though i'm on nothing at all!
Goodbye & good riddens you rotten tomato thrower.....from wherever!
P.S.Cheeers!Love Grumbleskinnnyskint!
P.S." [img]tongue.gif[/img] "
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Old 10-01-02, 04:08 PM   #144
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Look at that hard-case.....cough up phlegm.....into his tartan hanky!NOw he wants to go a few rounds of hanky-spanky with a bag-lady haggler who tickles his fancy....because she always wears her yellow polka-dot incy wincy bikini inside out....just for a laugh!I think they have got it in for each other......so please all serenade them....with rotten tomato music by crikey....ya champion geezers!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-01-02, 04:55 PM   #145
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There once was a nincompoop useless pixie who would get stopped by the goblin squad whenever he tried performing his thimble routine at the Goblin Market!It would make him go completely bananas....but there was nothing the poor pixie could do about it....accept except it!Oneday he was told to stop....but he just carried on.....& then won favour from all of the goblins....until he was the flavour of the day......& then he was no longer more available to do his stint thereafter!What happened?Who know's? [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-01-02, 07:01 PM   #146
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It's amazing how.....some street shows....can make a hat's worth in one show......to feed 3,000-4,000 people(in some countries)!Do the generic street shows....really deserve it!!!
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Old 10-01-02, 07:11 PM   #147
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5 more posts to go.....& then i'm going to join a chess group.....to keep me off the keyboard!
What should i talk about now?
What about space?
Which direction should i take......
after i'm finished?
Are you God?
Where are we?
What are we all about?
Do you care?
Do you care.....for stick-insects?
What relevance do they have for humanity?
Why are they here?
What do they perceive?
HAve you evet considered to stand aside & pay homage...
to a little red spider....just for one day!
Come on people!Think about it!
Have some fucken respect for Christ's sake!
What are we all on about!
Get it together will you!
What is having it together anyway?
HOw together can we all get?
Who knows what is really going on?
HOw can we all go for it.....when we don't know what we're going for?
Okay!I have to go.......
so......
toodleloo.....
to all of you!
P.S.Make love to the Universe!!!
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Old 10-01-02, 07:33 PM   #148
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4 more.......
Yes¿
No?
Give me a 1....
Give me a 2...
Give me a 3.....
Give me a 4......
Okay!!!
Ooops!
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> What¿
[img]biggrin.gif[/img] "SMILE"
[img]eek.gif[/img] "Eek!"
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img] roley-poley....
[img]tongue.gif[/img] Noonah....nooonah....nooh-nahhh!!!
[img]confused.gif[/img] "I'm PUZZLED?"
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "CHEEERS!"
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Old 10-01-02, 07:36 PM   #149
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3 More!
Throw me a pea!" [img]tongue.gif[/img] "
[img]rolleyes.gif[/img] Don't Look At Me Like That!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> Do you love me? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
Just Joking¿
[img]biggrin.gif[/img] Keep smiling!
<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> Oops!
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Old 10-01-02, 07:40 PM   #150
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2 more
....& i'm out of here...
so put on a tutu.....
& dance around just for fun....
because here comes number 1....
left to go...
write now...
so here i go..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 10-01-02, 07:45 PM   #151
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<img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "THAT'S IT!"
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Old 10-03-02, 05:36 PM   #152
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I was only joking..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> ¿
I am only half way.....yet" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "
I've got a few more centuries to go.....& then i'll throw away the bauble once & for all.....& pick up a sceptre & twirl it around for a while.....until i prefer a fairy wand to play with.....& then to annoint.....all the born again pixie's with it!Are you with me.....
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "
Oops i have to cart-wheel away.....so cheeers for now......& see you on the lext lap......hope it's not Father Xmas's......or George Bush's!!!
P.S." <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "
HA Ha HA Ha HA ha Hee-Hee Ha-HA
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Old 10-03-02, 06:58 PM   #153
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This topic is comprised of no sense at all......so stay tuned.....& you'll end up whinging like a flat piano! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-03-02, 07:00 PM   #154
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I've got this question circled.......so go away......& answer for yourself!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "
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Old 10-03-02, 07:04 PM   #155
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Sit tight!We are taking you back to Rump!
Can you handle any more Rump.....¿
Oops....i have to pop off now....like a wretched raspberry.....not a gooseberry.....you goon!
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Old 10-04-02, 07:54 AM   #156
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It's weird when you're in public....& someone......eyes....you trying to get rid....of your little boogie ball....& everywhere you try....to roll it off out of view....it just sticks to your finger....or something else!P.S.Oops! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 10-04-02, 07:56 AM   #157
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Less than 1 and a half minutes to go on the clock counter....so i better just post the bugger.....by crikey! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
Oops.....ramble on more ya friggggin' GooOSe....continue.....til the seconds......wear you off....like a wobbly frisbee......trying to make a come-back......quicker than a whizzzzz......ZZzzZZzZzz's......am i getting monoytonpoiuse
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Old 10-04-02, 08:08 AM   #158
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Oops!It's me....again!!!I just walked by a computer.....that someone forgot to log off....on.....so i using the last spare 3 minutes......like a true weasel!
The last word i wrote in the last post.....doesn't make any sense.....as i just rolled my fingers across the keyboard....& it came out....looking like a pretty good word!Perhaps i'll introduce this word....into the English language!
Anyway i better go....as i have no choice....according to the clock timer.....who will only let me ramble on for a few more seconds.....so toodleloo once again & again.....by crikey....rtc & all that.....& whatever? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 10-04-02, 08:27 AM   #159
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Oops!I found an old ticket.....with 2 minutes credit left on it.....so i better make the most of it....& scrape it through......like 53 seconds to go now.....& i'm going for it in almost pause overdrive as i had a really friggggin' late night & got up earliesh for Spain!Oops!I have to gooose
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Old 10-05-02, 07:22 AM   #160
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Gosh!I keep getting bubble-gummed wherever i go in Barcelona.I put my tartan purse ontop on a phone-box yesterday & when i finished my phone call.....i grabbed my purse....& a metre of bugglegum....followed me as i walked away with it.
Then just about 3 minutes later......i stupidly fell for the same gag.....with the same phone-box.I was on auto-pilot....& placed a book ontop of the same phone box in the same place.....and it happened again.Even some girls standing around really laughed as they saw it happen to me the first time......& really thought i was a tru gooOse when i fell for it again!Gorblimey!It's unbelievable at times how you can fall for the same prank!It's amazing how....you come across natural accidental pranks like this every now & then! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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