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Old 03-06-04, 03:11 PM   #21
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Here we go again
Has it occured to any of you 2/3 whatever that no-one is the least bit fucking interested in what you think of each other. If it wasn't the thought of others watching this purile grandstanding surburban grade repeditive slanging match with ludicrious unenforcable buzzwords like libel. (if it libel-go get a lawyer, bore him (and pay him) and stop boring us for free because ..well..ITS BORING.
"but all I said was "...." and then he "...." which just goes to prove "...."
Humorless assholes, get a fucking life. This whole , "lets read chance's drip dry humourless prose and chuckle at the pride he takes in posting" Got boring ...oh about 2 years ago.
He responds when he's baited which is fair enough I reckon. SO DON"T FUCKING BAIT HIM.
Now retreat back behind your screens and simmer because your cooking SUCKS .
It all been said before..do none of you grasp that?
Stop regurgitating in public .
'I rest my case' If only!
(I will now retreat to my spring garden with the flowers and the butterflies ...and the blight)
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Old 03-07-04, 09:23 AM   #22
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Default Aww!

Does this mean the fight isn't actually going ahead then?
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Old 03-07-04, 11:50 AM   #23
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Martin, for once I would pretty much agree with you... although you seem to take the bait when it's not even your turn, greedy bastard. Pet a butterfly for me. No, a real one -- leave the tattoos alone.
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Old 03-07-04, 12:09 PM   #24
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Ass Chained up

I thought Chances photo was something to do with his act. Nope. It's what the authorities have done to make him safe.

I saw The Karate Kid films 1, 2 3 and 7 so I consider myself an expert in martial arts. Were you the "win at all costs" bad guy in the first movie?

And could you do that fancy one legged hop up, kick and land on same leg move? Cos I can, but not balanced on a post. If I could it would be in my show.
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Old 03-07-04, 01:13 PM   #25
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Butterfly Warning from a bullshit artist!

Donít try to bring me into this!

(Full disclosure) Ö I am proficient in Kung Fool, Tai Kwan D'oh, Hip Hopkido and Gentile Jitsu ...

I am also a master in Tai Cheap and have a black belt in Aggravation.
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Old 03-08-04, 11:36 AM   #26
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I'm quite good at Tampon...



I would have said i have a red belt in that....

(....but i thought that was a bit below the belt.....HA HA HA HA HA fuck i'm funny)
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Old 03-08-04, 11:58 AM   #27
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What are ICBM's, you old coot?
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Old 03-08-04, 12:00 PM   #28
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inter continential ballistic missiles?
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Old 03-08-04, 12:06 PM   #29
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Thumbs down The Only Difference Is?

The Only Difference between Chance and Me is that with me I do not need any rules (Including head gear and gloves or any pads)

The Only Difference between Peter Voice and Bike Boy is ,that Bike Boy acually stepped up too the Base and had a go!

Here is an idea for them both,give them a room and a couple of microphones and let them just Talk!

I do not know what all of you on P.Net think but I would not pay too see that,at all!


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Old 03-08-04, 12:15 PM   #30
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insulting, caustic, blistering monnikers?
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Old 03-08-04, 02:16 PM   #31
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Default chances rules

I think Chance offered the rules to comfort his opponent. This is why scarily I think he meant it?

So Martin and Lucky. You are both happy to let these two violently assault each other for our entertainment, but you don't want them to verbally bash each other because that's boring.

Hmmm! Martin, I don't think that's what you really meant at all is it?

I remember in the old days when Pnet was just one long thread and everybody had to read everybodies thread, it was boring then.
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Old 03-08-04, 05:15 PM   #32
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Martin, was that "Inter Cuntinental Ballistic Missiles?"
oops is that a typo?
or a typon?

Sorry
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Old 03-08-04, 05:29 PM   #33
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em. Please don't erode the last great swearword in the english speaking world.

Fuck, tits, wank, arse, bloody bastard shit etc are already downgraded to popular slang.

We have one left that is guaranteed to shock. And you used it for a pathetic lame joke. I think it should be saved for an occassion where upset or offence is intended.

It's that special, nobody has even used it at me recently.
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Old 03-09-04, 03:49 AM   #34
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sorry its the smell of sweat and testosterone around at the moment that just makes me want to jump around like a cheerleader and get me tits out and laugh at all the jokes in a kind of "i'm beautiful please love me like a teddy bear but wipe me off later " kind of way...

how do you use it "at" someone? i must practise "atting"

(its the begining of the spring i am going a bit mental)

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Angry Bloody 'el em n o pee

Lucky do me a fuckin' favor and spell Buddha properly ... as the pirate with the steering wheel around his waist once said ..."Arrgh, it's drivin' me nuts".

P.S Tell the Captain I'll fight him but he's gotta wear his glasses.

P.P.S I'll be packing.
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Old 03-09-04, 04:41 AM   #36
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Jester crisis over

Its okay em. We don't need the last swear word anymore. Simply dropping your T's, talking like G. Dubya or mispelling the odd word like Buddah is enough to drive the grown ups nuts.

Thanks Butterfly Man. Now we can use the C word knowing there's still something in reserve.
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Cool Misspelling misspelling ... how's your father?

You're right ... sorry to be so anal Ö itís just that I live with this Asian bitch who practices that shit and Iíve got enough goddamn problems trying to explain away my itinerate lifestyle and illiterate friends without insulting her fuckiní religion.
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Old 03-09-04, 01:44 PM   #38
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Jester Salmon Rushdie

Buy her a copy of Salmon Rushdies lesser known book: "Is Buddha a Fat Bastard or What?"
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Old 03-10-04, 03:17 AM   #39
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Angry ... and Penn and Johnathan, and now Gazzo.

Funny, I introduced AndreīPavoratti once and said the exact same thing.


P.S. I'm gonna kill that fucker Rushdie for stealing my line.
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Old 03-10-04, 05:52 AM   #40
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Yes it's on. Butterfly Man versus Salmon Rushdie.

Don King snapped it up and threw a £7 million advance on the table - Cash!

Just need to find Salmon Rushdie to let him know the good news.

Be warned butterfly, Salmon is an ugly SOB which is why he hides most of his face behind a beard. Rumour has it his face was beaten up during an earlier career as a street fighter.
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