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Old 11-29-01, 09:48 AM   #41
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SANTA OH SANTA I've been a GOOD girl this year (sometimes) I SWEAR...

Dan, Chance: whassup with this red & yellow shoelace fetish? Does Bobarino know about this? If he did he probably wouldn't be interested anyway. He KNOWS he's not gay, b/c he's tried it so many THOUSANDS of times...

See Chance, Triona and I have a fetish of our own . I swear any day now she's going to COME out and play...

Damn it, Pretty Good, I guess I just had COCK ENVY. So that's your miniature one huh. Perfect for Martin. Where's your other one? Dan's got a big mouth, I bet it'd be perfect for him...
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Old 11-29-01, 11:26 AM   #42
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Jenny
hey - it was so nice to meet you at MotionFest, Baltimore! you said to come read your posts in Blah Blah Blah - so i did. it's the gal who sat next to you at Livinston Taylor's blah blah blah session...

I had no idea that "shaved my head last december" meant "i hate men" i should have been more perceptive

you are so beautiful! women - read this & take notice. Jenny is ultra beautiful

and i love the pic of Martin & the cock

hahahahaha

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[quote]Originally posted by Jenny:
[b]SANTA OH SANTA I've been a GOOD girl this year (sometimes) I SWEAR...<snip>

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Old 11-29-01, 11:57 AM   #43
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WHOA Sparkles!

Playing LESBIAN doesn't mean HATING MEN.
On the contrary...

But it WAS nice sitting next to you at that concert. Your warm body next to mine, your blonde pigtails, your husband on the other side of you, my sweaty palms, my heavy breathing...

Did you think it was Livingston Taylor I was so excited about??
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Old 11-29-01, 12:26 PM   #44
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Hey Jenny, how about posting a pic of you shaved (I of course am talking about your head); I need the image so I can update my fantasies...
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Old 11-29-01, 02:11 PM   #45
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i ain't got a list and I ain't checkin' a list I ain't got, so yiz all iz gettin elf gaz on yiz pillaz, be ya good, not s'good or bad as the Mrs. was at suckin cock til she started practicing on those tiny elf dicks.

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Old 11-29-01, 03:12 PM   #46
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apologeeez to the people who read this board & see my newbie-ness showing through with the multiple posts

Jenny - i was just bein' silly about the "i hate men" thing... at least i THINK i was.

and you weren't the only one heavy breathing. i was breathing fire at the same lecture, but my fire WAS directed at Taylor. not you, sorry luv.



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Old 11-29-01, 03:45 PM   #47
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Anyone think that the more homos in the world the better. Cause then that means more free women for straight guys like Frack. So Frack applauds all the homos and keep it up.
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Old 11-29-01, 04:24 PM   #48
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frack frack frack
this isnīt about declaring your hetero-ness
this a place to let your freak flag fly , as it were
anyway itīs fine with me
lifting up tables with your nipples donīt turn me on nohow
but i always wonder about people who
need to say they are straight.

and this is for everybody:

... what i really want to know is how the hell did that chicken score martin

and santa : OUT OF SNOW???
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Old 11-29-01, 05:00 PM   #49
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Well Barry, unfortunately you'll never mistake me for a man.... sorry duck!

Jenny, sorry love, just not my style. Didn't mean to hurt your feelings....

I must admit though, I'm impressed that Martin was brave enough to get that cock that close to his face, could have gotten ugly.
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Old 11-29-01, 07:12 PM   #50
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could have gotten ugly?...looked pretty ugly to me
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Old 11-30-01, 12:44 AM   #51
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TRIONA!
You may have not MEANT to hurt my feelings... my love.
But you have.
Dilapidated, tender Triona.
Oh. You have.

No matter what I do I can't seem to win back your love. You never call. You don't send me e-smilies anymore. And you never let me make sweet LUUUUUV to you ALL NIGHT LONG. No. Nary so much as a hankerchief flitting in my general direction. Tell me, where did we go wrong? WHERE!?

I've got freakin' Freakfrack over here who thinks my being a homo means more strait women for him. If only his head were as strait as his libido.

Sparkles over there, juicy, nubile Sparkles. But let's face it; she's pure as the driven snow, innocent as goldilocks and sweet as Butterfly Man's ass-thong, not to mention MARRIED.

Barry CLAIMS to be the "young sexy," but if you look at his website I'm not so sure. What's up with all the german anyway? How'm I supposed to read that crap?

Then there's Stephon who I don't know who he is.

And SANTA! Santa lost his list! How's he gonna know I was not naughty but NICE when he's all coked out on another one of his post-coital benders?

Woe is me.
That is to say; I am woe.
Woe woe woe. I'm telling you.
Woefully yours, Triona.
I hope you're happy now.

Signed,
Woe (That's me.)


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Old 11-30-01, 02:28 AM   #52
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all right you whack jobs,

I just received this email. I turned it down 'cause I'm in Paris. Anyone want it?

> I have two hours in Carlisle PA on 12/8/01 8 to 10 for a
>drunk or gay elf . Comedy can be on the edge but not completely vulgar or
>offensive. if you can do it I need a price.
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Old 11-30-01, 02:50 AM   #53
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HEEEEEEEEEEERES JENNY



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Frack aint declaring his heteroness nor is frack a homophobe. Just saying if any single girls out there are free cause there man turned homo then come to frack.
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Old 11-30-01, 03:17 AM   #55
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And whats wrong with frack lifting weights with ears, nipples, or penis?
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okay jenny ...so i am old and sexy, waddaya want...sorry about the german text thing , i havenīt gotten too far on the site yet .i do live in germany and am selling my show to germans, so my other language spot will be english. but these are direct newspaper quotes telling you how bloddy cool i am -get out the old wörterbuch.

frack---no worries, you are telling me you are looking for girls with chips on the shoulder or the kind of girl who turns men gay? iīm confused.And lifting weights with your dick is cool enough, just doesnīt make me sexually aroused , thatīs all


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Old 11-30-01, 12:01 PM   #57
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Oh you know me Jenny, my follicularly-challenged fantasy fodder, you just don't know you know me...


...Or I should say, you'd know me if you saw me; we spent 4 magical days together...


...Or rather, in the same place...


...Ok, we nodded hello to each other as we passed in the hallway.

(Goddamn, I really suck at this. . . .)

Um, people often mistake me for gay!

There, now can I be part of the club?

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Old 11-30-01, 10:35 PM   #58
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Step my buddy
(this will make them wonder)
First off I cannot put into words how much I miss you and spending weekends in fall performing allongside you and generally being an ass at opening gate.

I too am often mistaken for gay. Its because we are both polite, sensitive, well-spoken, clean, guys with great asses. So there you go.
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Hey Todd, couldn't agree more; especially since the schmucks who co-opted our "more village that way" bit have made a total cock-up of it.

However, as for being mistaken for gay, in my case it can't be my ass--I think it must be that I'm a natty dresser--it has recently come to my attention that I have no ass.



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Hey Stephon and Todd,

Get a room!

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