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Old 11-18-01, 01:26 PM   #1
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Old 11-26-01, 08:27 PM   #2
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or the canadian translation....
"MooOse"

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Old 11-30-01, 12:25 AM   #3
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"I'm A GooOsE on The LooOsE!"
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Old 12-12-01, 11:28 PM   #4
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Oops.....i'm a ferret weasel that's looking for Morris the skinny stick-insect who has just gnawed himself a temporary home in an over-ripe asparagus stick....somewhere 43 kms from no-where?Cheeers!
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Old 12-12-01, 11:30 PM   #5
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Crikey!I lost the other one!
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Old 12-12-01, 11:32 PM   #6
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Crikey!It's gone bonkers!It's says 4.....but there's only 2?
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Old 12-25-01, 05:50 PM   #7
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Crikey!Crikey!Crikey!
I'm off my trikey
I've lost my green
tricycle
& fifteen
silly prickles
to tickle
me feet
so i don't fall asleep
with pins & needles
while i sleep!
Ooops Crikey
by Crikey
& Double
Crikey
by crikey!
Cheeers & Crikey!
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Old 01-02-02, 04:37 AM   #8
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Stop saying "Crikey!"
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Old 01-03-02, 03:52 AM   #9
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Crikey!Crikey!Crikey & more Crikey!
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Old 02-25-02, 01:01 PM   #10
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Crikey!I'm all Crikey'd Out! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 02-25-02, 01:19 PM   #11
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Crikey On!
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Old 02-25-02, 01:22 PM   #12
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[quote]Originally posted by Rumpelstiltskin:
<strong>Crikey On!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'll squeeze the crikey's out of me....until i snot...myself through my left nostril!
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Old 02-25-02, 01:23 PM   #13
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[quote]Originally posted by Rumpelstiltskin:
<strong>Crikey On!</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'll squeeze the crikey's out of me....until i snot...myself through my left nostril!
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Old 03-15-02, 01:03 AM   #14
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Gooose!!!
Luscious little lilliputian ladies lounge asswise to the moon!!!
CRIKEY!!!
Never no guess who sired this little calf!
T'was Jonny the .....the....well what rymes with Jonny???????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????
???@/??????4??????$$????????GOOSE!GOOSE!!!!

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Old 03-15-02, 01:06 AM   #15
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Bad Bad little baby.
Rumple gets no pie.
I came across a crate act
in return he has blackened my eye!

But I woulda wiped it off!!!
CRIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-15-02, 02:38 PM   #16
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Nasty sly Jonny
p'forming for money
try some of his ritalin pie

Along came a Rumplin
A-chewin a dumplin
He said "What a good GOOOSE am I!

Straightjob would be dumn
As I slowly become
a gooose that can lay golden eggies.
As one of the kings of the Robson St. scene,
I've presentable hands(with no shmeggies)

I just won't be phased
thru my endorphin haze
for 2nite I shall be rollerskating
I'll fly back to the eighties
no if ands or maybes
so stop with the rollerskatehating.

I haven't the stamina
to joust with a man(ia)
esteemed in such arts as Sir Stiltskin
But oh, yes-sireee
you'll never catch me
with a pint-sized road case that fits stilts in!

$$$GOOOSE$$$
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Old 03-19-02, 02:59 AM   #17
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Good crikey by golly ol' gosh & crikey!Mr Crikey himself here.......tapping away like a "GooOse"........in true Crikeystiltskin style.Gosh!I'm really making the "Crikey....Thing"quite contagious.Even when i'm in foreign lands.....the "Crikey"word.....just pops out......like some Universal interjection word.
Cheeers for the poems Johnny.......apppreciated by crikey!Perhaps......."Ooops"will be my next verbal disease?
Anyway cheeers for eveything & "GooOse On By Crikey!Ooops!" <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 03-23-02, 02:44 AM   #18
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Perhaps i should bolt the crikey section-up........as i'm really going to GooOsey Out........until the eternal......last crikey's are with-held until....the dying last breathe of the Universe! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 04-15-02, 12:51 PM   #19
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"I Was Friggin' Perched On A Rhino!"
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I was sitting on a rhinoceros
which was quite humorous
until it slipped on moss
& then became the boss
which made it more than dangerous! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 05-07-02, 08:35 PM   #20
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