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Old 06-12-08, 12:33 PM   #1
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Post Two unicycles for sale to good home

I have two unicycles for sale in good shape. One is like six feet tall w/20 inch wheel, chrome and a like new seat for $125 and the other is standard size w/20 inch wheel, blue with a like new seat for $50. Both are in great shape. The smaller on is a Miyata and the taller one is made by Bill Mathews company in Laguna Hills, CA. It has a sturdy, round build and is a single chain unicycle.

Prices don't include shipping. If you come to Key West you can pick them up!

Email me a robert_mathison@hotmail.com and I will send you pictures of one or both.

Thank you!
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Old 06-13-08, 09:39 AM   #2
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You must of got them from the last juggler that left town, for gas money!It would be cool to see you crate slug on a unicycle!
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Old 06-14-08, 05:42 AM   #3
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That juggler probably left to move onto a better gig...

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Old 06-15-08, 12:58 PM   #4
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I suppose it would but you know I don't use a crate in my gig. Now if we could get Cleo to ride one THAT would be interesting! As far as the better gig thing I have found that Key West is rather good as a pitch and I do really well here. Seeing as though so many of you are jugglers and can't find ways to be unique you could be right.

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Old 06-15-08, 03:50 PM   #5
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Key West is the retirement home for street performers. When I'm old and ready to die I'll go to Key West.

See what you started Steven and Jeep? FLAME ON!
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Old 06-15-08, 05:23 PM   #6
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Default Re: if you respond to this, you are an idiot

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When I'm old and ready to die I'll go to Key West.
Which will be quite a while yet because you're, what, a fetus?

FLAME ON!!
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Old 06-15-08, 07:06 PM   #7
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(and yeah, I read the subject title. ...It's right up there with, "stupid say what?")
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Old 06-16-08, 09:26 AM   #8
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Screw it. I'll sell them on ebay. They are more mature and less apt to insult each other. What a professiuonal enviroment we have here. This 'Crate Slug' makes probably as much as or more than some of you working a couple hours a day. I'll refrain from furhter posts and give you all a loud "BOOOOOOO!"
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silverman didn't you start out as a gutter punk in New Orleans. I'm for sure I saw you there. Lighten up!
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Old 06-16-08, 12:21 PM   #10
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As a matter of fact we were, at one point. We ran ramshod on the whole quarter for a while. I have a sense of humor as you well know. Too bad others can't be as professional. I don't insult other performers because I feel it creates an enviroment of anymosity that only gets people mad and hurt. It's to bad I'm not a (jeez another one) juggler. I'd use the unicycles. I got them for nearer nothing and just want rid of them now. I may make a point of having you watch me throw them in the water here soon. They are worthless.

Good god I may have to start working on a milk crate (god forbid) just so I live up to the stereotypical ideal you all have regarding silver mimes.

I guess I'll never be as accepted as that drunk asshole, illegal immigrant, Joseph. Oh well. Maybe I should go where that Peters broad lives and work next to her. How the hell does a Canadian animation oriented individual qualify as a street performer anyhow? She wouldn't survive a month down here at Mallory.

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Old 06-16-08, 02:38 PM   #11
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Yeah, she probably wouldn't survive at Mallory, since it appears they don't have irony there and that's what Rachel eats for breakfast...
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Old 06-16-08, 03:28 PM   #12
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Default no harm, no foul. just a few turkeys.

I was poking fun at Evan Young and Evan Young alone, because he seemed to want to start somethin'. I played.
See, he called people in Key West "old" so I called him an unborn baby, which is even younger than a baby. That's all. S'all cool, s'all cool.

I am definitely not irony deficient.

So why only pick on the "broad"?
(Rhetorical question)
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Old 06-16-08, 03:40 PM   #13
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Well considering the people call me metal man around here you could say I've had my fill of irony. I just want to sell a couple unicycles that someone wanted rid of. If ya'll wanna poke fun at or make less of our pitch why don't you come down and compete on Duval St. where I am THE money maker. Unless of course you can't compete. Then ya'll may as well keep your mouth shut and let me sell some unicycles whilst ya'll plod along in your own dumping ground of a pitch. Fair enough?

All's well that ends. Right?

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Old 06-16-08, 04:17 PM   #14
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The only thing more unprofessional than cracking a joke is crying about one. I don't see a single insult on this page, just a bunch of light hearted teasing.
This is a forum filled with comedian performers, who, as a matter of practice, will tease and insult each-other with affection on a regular basis.

go ahead and give selling the unicycles on ebay a shot, it doesn't look like anyone here needs them at the moment. Thank you for posting, it is appreciated.
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Old 06-16-08, 08:42 PM   #15
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Ya'll started it and called me a crybaby. Wow. Anything for the last word huh? They're no longer for sale by the way.
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By the way, did you just say that Canadians and people with day jobs don't "qualify" as street performers?
Just curious.
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Ya'll started it and called me a crybaby. Wow. Anything for the last word huh?
my last word was "thank you". I was sincerely trying to assure you that nobody was trying to insult you in a malicious manner. Please relax, I'm sorry your feelings got hurt. Good to hear the unicycles issue has been resolved, I hope they have a good home.


Rachel, I said "comedy performers", not "street performers". Maybe you need new glasses on that mop you call a head.
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As far as i can see, the only person who insulted silverman was jeep, by calling him a crate slug.
He also did his regular best to have a go at jugglers. Which is getting really old and boring.
Maybe it's a reflection of something.
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Silverman,

I think you're reading too much meaning behind the words on the screen...

Everyone here appreciates your unicycle offer, and if I were in the area, would probably take the off of your hands. If they are in good shape, your price is quite reasonable.

Sorry if you feel slighted by the thread - I don't think that it was intentional.

My reply was directed at Jeep's continual, and unwelcome, juggler bashing. He seems to be afflicted by a strange variant of coulrophobia (fear of clowns). Extensive counseling is probably in order...

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Rachel, I said "comedy performers", not "street performers". Maybe you need new glasses on that mop you call a head.
"How the hell does a Canadian animation oriented individual qualify as a street performer anyhow?"

nope!
Not you. Silverman. I'd be interested to hear more on Canadians and the multifaceted. ...maybe even "broads".
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