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Old 12-25-01, 06:02 PM   #1
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Old 12-25-01, 06:09 PM   #5
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Q.What do you call a lethargic Lithuanian little-red spider after 43 & a half days old?
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Old 01-02-02, 04:40 AM   #6
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What do you call an orang-utang when it's crossed a hammerhead shark with tunnel-vision?
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Old 01-03-02, 03:51 AM   #7
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I'll just go to sleep & wake up at the same time!
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Old 09-25-02, 08:12 PM   #8
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Ooops!Rip Van Wrinkle has just come back from the dead.....& is snoring his way through endless times to come.....zzzZZzzzZZzz's.....like a flying sleep-walker.....surfing the air-waves......of space.....with.....zee's of all sorts of zeds!Off his head.....he goes with many a zee's to Zed!!!P.S.zzzZZZzzZZzzZzz's etc! [img]wink.gif[/img]
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Old 09-25-02, 08:19 PM   #9
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It's funny how long forgotten topics.....can come back in time......so the past....becomes the present again!I'm going travelling in a time machine so i can make the future become the past......& past become the future....vice versa.....a zillion miles a split second......everyway at once!Come on let's go.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's.......z zZZZZzzZZzZZzzzZz's...........ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz's [img]eek.gif[/img]
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Old 09-25-02, 08:22 PM   #10
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I'm going to go on a shamanic journey......from jester to rooster.....& gOOoSe about in it's dream....& have a foolish.....chooky time with it! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 09-25-02, 08:45 PM   #11
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I'm tired....so i'm going to bug off through the night.....like a fly trying to have sex with a mosquito....zzzZZzzubbbuzzZZZuuubbuzzZZzz.....zeEe eezzzzz....buzzZZZzZZZZZzzZZzz'zzZZZ's....BuzZy... buzz-BuzZ...zzZZed-zee...buzz....off...off & away! [img]confused.gif[/img] [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img]
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Old 09-25-02, 08:52 PM   #12
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There once was a mosquito called zzZZZzzzZZZzz.....who got stuck in a rhinoceros's arse.....so it had to crash there for the night until....the rhino farted it out....8 hours later......ever so powerfully.....that it crashed itself through a nearby window! " <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] "
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Sometimes I am just so confused by your posts...


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Sometimes I am just so confused by your posts...


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Old 09-28-02, 09:27 AM   #15
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What's confusing.....Frisbee.....the rhino or the mosquito crashed out for the night┐Or did the rhino or the mosquito...crash through the window┐P.S.Oops! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]confused.gif[/img]
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Old 02-03-03, 07:35 AM   #16
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There's flies buzzing around my zeds....
& my zeds are buzzing around flies!
Mosquitos are trying to land....
but the flies keep buzzing 'em off!
It's all happening....
& the weasel is....
off with the fairies...
into another world...
buzzing with it all...
everso higgledy-piggledy...
going along with it! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-03-03, 07:39 AM   #17
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What's that neck-tie monster...
doing with himself?
It looks like he's trying to have a go with himself!
I don't know why he fancies to do himself in public!
He should frigggin' jump into the bushes....
& play his twig somewhere else!
Maybe he might produce burnt cream...
if he pulls himself by the tie! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-03-03, 07:45 AM   #18
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That silly pixie had the dreamiest night the other night!
He was so ridulously dreamy that he sleep-walked into a circle of pigeons...who were trying to get some peace!They nibbled on his toes....& one perched on his nose....& then he got instant pigeon lice.
He then galloped around the old square town....
While throwing flowers out to the clowns....
& looked up & down...
while pretending to frown!
No-one could work him out....
because he was completely unemployable....
& fancied to make a fool of everything!
Oneday he met a cute little fairy who took him by the hand...
& took him away into another land....
where they lived happily ever after! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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That silly pixie had the dreamiest night the other night!
He was so ridulously dreamy that he sleep-walked into a circle of pigeons...who were trying to get some peace!They nibbled on his toes....& one perched on his nose....& then he got instant pigeon lice.
He then galloped around the old square town....
While throwing flowers out to the clowns....
& looked up & down...
while pretending to frown!
No-one could work him out....
because he was completely unemployable....
& fancied to make a fool of everything!
Oneday he met a cute little fairy who took him by the hand...
& took him away into another land....
where they lived happily ever after! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
P.S.Oops another pixie's dream i suppose! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 02-03-03, 07:59 AM   #20
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There once was a goblin & a gobliness who accidently created a Frankenstein because they fell in love with each other!
They didn't know what to do....
but they had to forgive each other...
because it was a freak of nature.
Ol' Franky....was premature...
& his life began at 40!
They let some old bag weasel adopt him...
& ol' Franky learned how to juggle moldy zucchini's
& then joined a freak show....
& let people watch him grow!
He stole the show....
until oneday...
the ring master..
made him juggle goblin eggs faster...
until he collapsed...
through some trap-door
& was never seen no more!

P.S.Just another hobgoblin's dream! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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