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Old 01-04-02, 03:50 AM   #1
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Clown Rumpel Weasel Worship Volume 2 & a half (or 3?)

Just when you thought you were almost finished....you realise you haven't even started yet!The beginning eventually turns into the ending which becomes the beginning again!
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Old 01-04-02, 04:17 AM   #2
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Le de l'imbcile de l'imbcile il y a un imbcile sur le regard de colline l-bas! Ne pouvez-vous pas voir le dilu l-bas? C'est ontop vers le haut bon de cette colline! Imbcile des gosh!There d'Oh un autre sur cette colline! Ce doit tre lui est duel? Est-ce que je voyant bien ou ma vue suis est dup? Je puis voir avec ma gauche que je puis voir avec ma droite je vois que 2 imbciles et maintenant je voient seulement un! Maintenant il n'y en a aucun! Ce n'est aucun amusement m'ont a eu trop de rhum? Oh God!Now mes yeux sont plein de l'imbcile! Je ne puis pas croire pourquoi?


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Old 01-04-02, 09:32 AM   #3
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Uh, Etienne. Can you translate this????
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Old 01-04-02, 05:33 PM   #4
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Crikey!It's Rumpel the Weasel back on line.....with a few more lines.....here's the translation....into English!

The Fool's Fool
===============
There's a fool on the hill
Look over there!
Can't you see the dil
over there?
It's uphill
right ontop of that hill!
Oh gosh!There's another fool
on top of that hill!
It must be it's dual?
Am i seeing right
or is my sight
being fooled?
I can see with my left
I can see with my right
I see 2 fools
& now i only see one!
Now there is none!
This is no fun
have i had too
much rum?
Oh God!Now my eyes
are full of fool's!
I can't believe why?

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Old 01-04-02, 05:44 PM   #5
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Kooky!It's the Oops Troupe here on a mission to loosen the geece....so they can all goose about wherever they like to & fro etc.Let them all goof up & be ever so goofy like googly nitwits hypnotised by gobbledygook!
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Old 01-04-02, 06:08 PM   #6
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The Pompous Prince Was Lost In The Kingdom of Nonsense================================
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There was a pompous prince that pranced around as is he was a horse....all over the village neighing & displaying himself everso hoity-toity which made all the people throw mouldy goose-eggs at him.
Still the prince could not stop his poppycock
because he got his rocks off by being completely gooOse-egged!Oh well each to their own!
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Old 01-04-02, 06:25 PM   #7
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Gorblimey!IT's annoying...that UK.2.net thing that keeps coming up when you type in www.performers.net........you have to keep clicking it many times for it to nick off!Gosh!These promotional companies just spring up from nowhere!A crew of Adbusters should piss them off!
Oh crikey!It seems at times we're all living in a labyrinth World fantasy of advertisements!They are the sign posts to guide us on our way!Beware of the power of Advertising!Subliminal Pop Culture garbage is the sickness of mankind!
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Old 01-04-02, 06:44 PM   #8
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Jak sie pan.....pani miewa?
Nazywam sie Rumpelstiltskin.
Milo ni pana....pania poznac!
Od jak dawna pan....pani jest tutaj?
Czy pan...pani na kogos czeka?
Chcialbym whisky przed krewetki.
Po prosze szparagi
Co graja w teatrze?
Prosze bardzo!Gdzie mozna pojsc potancyyc?
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Old 01-04-02, 06:54 PM   #9
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ҵRumpelstiltskin & ǹ˳Цִлµplace.I С, ˣ, ƽ,, , unicycle, , Ц, ˴& laugh.I'm ȥִȫһֻworldly ΪЦѵ medicine.Anyway & кʵ everybody!Rumpelstiltskin ϲɵϡ




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Old 01-04-02, 06:56 PM   #10
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Crikey!I had a go at speaking Chinese but my tongue got too twisted....or perhaps your ears are a bit out of tune....or even still your eyes can't see write?!P.S.GooOsE!
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Old 01-04-02, 07:02 PM   #11
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You can't tame a jester....as we won't be bound!You can't be fully fool-proof by jesters!
P.S."GooOse-On!"

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Old 01-04-02, 07:14 PM   #12
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You can't tame(cage)the spirit of folly as it won't be bound!Folly surpasses the Material,as it's Ethereal!Rejoice our soul's through the spirit of healthy laughter!

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Old 01-04-02, 07:33 PM   #13
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There once was a jester & jestress who would occasionaly change roles & fool each other into believing that they were the opposite sex.The jester would become the jestress & the jestress would become the jester.The jester said "I'll change into a man",& the jestress said"I'll change into a woman".Originally the jestress wanted to be changed into a man & the jester wanted to be changed into a woman.They eventually combined so well that they fooled themselves into believing that between them they were one hermaphrodite.

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Old 01-04-02, 07:51 PM   #14
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I'm going to put my life & soul into this dimensionless Universe!
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Old 01-04-02, 07:54 PM   #15
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Mr & Mrs Snooze love their Zeds!

P.S.zzzZZZzzzZZzzzZZzzzZzz's

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Old 01-04-02, 08:01 PM   #16
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I'm going to take on the World fooly equiped with a plastic toy shield & a plastic pimply gherkin!Come on i'll have ya!I'll take you all on...ya friggin' pansies!Come & get me!What are you waiting for?I'm free!P.S.Just joking!

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There once was a horny goblin who would always back the wrong horse.It would give all the other goblins a horse-laugh...so he eventually tried his hand on sheep in private!Yuck!
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You wouldn't want to get on the right side of a Right-Winger....or even sometimes on the wrong side!
Just toe the line to a certain extent & you'll be right!
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Sometimes the odds get even so lets all GooOse-on & maybe the World will catch on! (Oops forgot my smile)

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Put your hands up if you think i'm a nit?
I'm a nit-wit.....& i've got a World of nits on my head!We all have to make a living somehow!Just joking?Yuck!
I wonder if nits have a soul?They probably have their own Gods!
It amazing how many different laws there are!
You can break the police laws
You can break legal laws
You can break illegal laws
You can break Mother Nature's laws
You can break the Gods laws
You can break the Goddesses laws
You can break God's law
You can break religious laws
You can break spiritual laws
You can break mechanical laws
You can break electronic laws
You can break organic laws
You can break animal laws
You can break magical laws
You can break humanitarian laws
You can break political laws
You can break anarchistic laws
You can break musical laws
You can break street performing laws
You can break friendship laws
You can break grammatical laws
You can break logical laws
You can break illogical laws
You can break mathematical laws
You can break underground laws
You can break exposed laws
You can break behind the scenes laws
You can break in the open laws
You can break military laws
You can break health laws
You can break drug laws
You can break ritualistic drug laws
You can break ritual laws
You can break tribal laws
You can break official laws
You can break unofficial laws
You can break cultural laws
You can break traditional laws
You can break financial laws
You can break poverty laws
You can break educational laws
You can break etiquette laws
You can break party laws
You can break love laws
You can break natural laws
You can break sexual laws
You can break mythological laws
You can break esoteric laws
You can break stereotype laws
You can break environmental laws
You can break gang laws
You can break friendly laws
You can break social laws
You can break fashion laws
You can break medical laws
You can break scientific laws
You can break computer laws
You can break technical laws
You can break sport laws
You can break groupie laws
You can break fan club laws
You can break audience laws
You can break your admire's laws
You can break comedy laws
You can break copyright laws
You can break show business laws
You can break office laws
You can break common sense laws
You can break fruit-loop laws
You can break language laws
You can break secret society laws
You can break personal space laws
You can break your own laws
You can break past laws
You can break present laws
You can break future laws
You can break artistic laws
You can break radioactive laws
You can break conservative laws
You can break outrageous laws
You can break social scene laws
You can break gay laws
You can break zoo laws
You can break harmonious laws
You can break unsound laws
You can break nutrition laws
You can break game laws
You can break family laws
You can break formula laws
You can break heart laws
You can break gambling laws
You can break intuitive laws
You can break energy laws
You can break fun laws
You can break children laws
You can break baby laws
You can break speaking laws
You can break silent laws
You can break meditation laws
You can break sound laws
You can break driving laws
You can break your own soul law
You can break secret laws
You can break your parents laws
You can break formal laws
You can break informal laws
You can break useful laws
You can break useless laws
You can break new age laws
You can break healing laws
You can break dangerous laws
You can break sleep laws
You can break authorities laws
You can break success laws
You can break teacher's laws
You can break sport laws
You can break security laws
You can break council laws
You can break library laws
You can break organized crime laws
You can break unorganized crime laws
You can break crime laws
You can break peace laws
You can break free laws
You can break liberation laws
You can break possession laws
You can break simple life laws
You can break feng shui laws
You can break charity laws
You can break war laws
You can break talking laws
You can break not talking laws
You can break lending laws
You can break punctual laws
You can break co-operation laws
You can break happiness laws
You can break business laws
You can break payment laws
You can break expensive laws
You can break cheap laws
You can break humorous laws
You can break noble laws
You can break material laws
You can break rank laws
You can break comfortable laws
You can break uncomfortable laws
You can break beautiful laws
You can break lovemaking laws
You can break celibacy laws
You can break right laws
You can break wrong laws
You can break right-wing laws
You can break left-wing laws
You can break ethereal laws
You can break occult laws
You can break ecclesiastical laws
You can break human rights laws
You can break normal laws
You can break abnormal laws
You can break freaky laws
You can break homogeneous laws
You can break hygiene laws
You can break honest laws
You can break evil laws
You can break creative laws
You can break destructive laws
You can break extra-sensitive laws
You can break fairy laws
You can break imaginary laws
You can break real laws
You can break fake laws
You can break false laws
You can break true laws
You can break serious laws
You can break ridiculous laws
You can break architectural laws
You can break transport laws
You can break travellers laws
You can break cult laws
You can break fame laws
You can break internet laws
You can break cooking laws
You can break diplomatic laws
You can break agricultural laws
You can break school laws
You can break moral laws
You can break phonetic laws
You can break insect laws
You can break handicap laws
You can break ethnic laws
You can break mysterious laws
You can break pornographic laws
You can break romantic laws
You can break prostitution laws
You can break rational laws
You can break hierarchy laws
You can break just laws
You can break censorship laws
You can break theoretical laws
You can break hippy laws
You can break trippy laws
You can break fair laws
You can break unfair laws
You can break reasonable laws
You can break unreasonable laws
You can break repetitive laws
You can break Universal laws
You can break any laws
You can break no laws
Lawyers can break lawyers laws
The law can break the law
There are other laws that i won't mention
& there certainly is alot more out there than i've mentioned.
Can we break extra-terrestrial laws?
Of course you can create laws aswell.
Make your own laws within reason.
The World or even the Universe would be hopeless if it was totally lawless.
It's impossible for us to break no laws!
Crikey!It's a major job to rule the World as there's too many rules out there!
There's no way anyone or anything can ever rule all this!
If there is any such thing as God....it's one Hell of a job to do!Also to rule the whole Universe....now that's just way too much!I don't blame you God if you're feeling unbalanced!God!That's just too much(slang:shit) to get together!P.S.Gorblimey!P.S.Crikey!
There's just too much out there to get into one story...or even into one big picture....but then again this can contradict itself as i guess it is one big story & one big picture!Everything is a paradox!
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