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Old 06-15-02, 08:26 PM   #1
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Yes!Here is the long awaited GooOse Files like never before!Hang onto your gherkins & get ready because i'm just about to go a gherkin tangent & get in my Gherkin Tank & blow out gooose-bumps all over the Universe!Cheeers & much regards!Love from The One & Only King Of Gherkins!P.S."Gherkin!" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> [img]eek.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" />
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Old 06-15-02, 08:31 PM   #2
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Catapult a gherkin at that friggin' pixie~jester up in the tower of that card board-biscuit castle & make it land in his mouth....if you want to get the biggest laugh possible to be had in this Universe! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 06-15-02, 08:34 PM   #3
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Oh God!I should of called it the "Gherkin Files!"Darn!I'll have to pull a gherkin out of my ear~hole now.....to make up for that wretched mistake!I'm in Cuckoo~Land......treading in a field of gherkins!Gherkin's don't even grow in fields....but at times they do in Pixy Land!P.S.Gherkin's Rock!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 06-15-02, 08:35 PM   #4
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Is this a hat full of gherkins? [img]tongue.gif[/img] "Yum!"
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Old 06-15-02, 08:37 PM   #5
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Carrotstiltskin......has just teamed up with the Easter Bunny & is dining with bunnies galore on carrot eggs....& chocolate carrots! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 06-15-02, 08:42 PM   #6
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Who invented gherkins?It's amazing they are here with us.....& we should respect it to the limit!It's amazing that with all the stuff contained within the cosmos.....gherkins have made their presence...to be with us!There must be some kind of soul force shining through them.....for them to be here for us!I don't know.....& who cares anyway....but please do care....because seriously..."Gherkins Rock!!!!!!!!" [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 06-15-02, 08:43 PM   #7
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Get a skunk up ya! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 06-15-02, 08:46 PM   #8
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There once was a pixy who started up The Kingdom Of Gherkins....& didn't get very far.....because he lost the plot....when someone....seduced him to pork an ugg-boot with his last beloved gherkin! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-15-02, 08:48 PM   #9
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Don't poke that gherkin with your fork....because it's alive & kicking!Can't you see it's tiny little eyes hiding behind the bumps!It's name is Henry!No~Joke....so leave it alone.....or it might throw a wobbly!
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Old 06-15-02, 08:52 PM   #10
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Yes....The GooOSe Files Like Never B-4 are going strong......even though no-one is interested in it in the People Kingdom.....but here in Pixy Land.....the pixies & all that just can't get enough of it......& am urging me.....to get on with it!I'm afraid i'll just have to just get on with it & please as many pixies as possible.....because....why not? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-15-02, 08:53 PM   #11
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Um....Rocks! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 06-15-02, 08:55 PM   #12
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Crikey!Your turtle's face always looks like this:" [img]smile.gif[/img] "
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Old 06-15-02, 09:00 PM   #13
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Oh gorly ol' gee whiskers!Holy Cat~Weasel......1,777 posts & i'm too much of a gOoOse or something....but stay with it.....as i have approxiamtely 3 zillion posts to go....so please hang in there.....& & i'll be back just before the end of time like eyebrows....growing into gardens of eternity! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-15-02, 09:04 PM   #14
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Stick~Insects Rock!Yes they do....." <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "
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Old 06-15-02, 09:08 PM   #15
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Oh God!Dick Gherkin is trying to jerk his gherkin.......but just got interupted by the Incredible Hulkess who is now spanking him....like trying to play....spank the monkey or something!Gosh!I'm not looking! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-15-02, 09:10 PM   #16
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Gherkins are flying all over the place & there's no way to avoid them.Imagine if there were gherkings just flying all over the place everyday in every way!Oh gosh!Gherkins!Gherkins!Gherkins & more gherkins!P.S.Etc Gherkins! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-15-02, 09:12 PM   #17
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Old 06-15-02, 09:16 PM   #18
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Old 06-15-02, 09:17 PM   #19
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What happened in 1783?P.S.GoOOSe? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-15-02, 09:20 PM   #20
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Cork up that ourang~utang's bottom because it's popping off relentless gherkin fumes....& it's doing my head in!I might be a 3-toed Sloth....but that ourang~utang doesn't get cred over a sloth by doing that! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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