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Old 06-18-02, 01:32 PM   #1
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Clown Rumpel's RoOOster Files Are Here Oops!No.5+

Yes!The Rooster Files are now up & away....as i've been pested by my pet rooster to do it....so here they are!
I hope you all the chicken~feed tales to come.....so get your pop~corn ready......& sprinkle em' all over the place.....so all the rooosters from every nook & cranny will come flying in from all over the place...& all fly in from different angles & get a piece of the Roooster files corny pop~corn to take back with them! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 06-18-02, 01:35 PM   #2
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What do you think is sexier?
A)A Rooster?
B)A Jester?
Your feed~back is important....so...add answers to the RooOSter Files.....or a rooster will team up with a pigeon & eat all your gherkins! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-18-02, 01:36 PM   #3
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Go Rooster Go!
Go~Go Roosty~Rooster...Go & Roost~Away....
like a funny ol' chook of a roosetr! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 06-18-02, 01:37 PM   #4
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"Go ROOSTER GO I SAY!" " <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "
"Ooops....don't go....RooOSter....don't Go...i say~!"
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Old 06-18-02, 01:38 PM   #5
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Do you love Roosters!
Do Roosters love you?
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Old 06-18-02, 01:39 PM   #6
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"WHERE WOULD THE UNIVERSE BE WITHOUT ROOSTERS?" [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-18-02, 01:40 PM   #7
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What do you say about....Roosters? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-18-02, 01:44 PM   #8
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I have to do a proxy report on a rooster called Henry.....but i don't have time write now.....so Henry will have to try & do it himself.....in Roostery gibberish.....on a tape~recorder & i'll have to transpose it to the next a.s.a.p by crikey....or else everyone will be waiting for longer than they possibly can bear....if i don't get Henry to hurry up & do it's RooOstery rendition of RooOStery Rock'n'roller gibbery~Babble~Woffle~onnings! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 06-18-02, 01:47 PM   #9
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Here RooOSter Roooster....rooster...roooster!
I say hear....RooOOSter...rooster...rooosteR!
Roooster here...
RooOSter there...
Here a Roooster...
THere a RooOSter
Hear a rooster.....ol' roosty~rooster
Let's all get Roostered....& wear a rooster frill & rooster about....
& also chook & hen about!
Roosters Are God!
Hen are Goddesses
& i'm a GoOOSe! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-18-02, 01:49 PM   #10
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There once was a jestess who tried to seduce a rooster....but when she heard it"Cock~a~doodle~do!"....
it shattered her fancy & then she tried a GoOOse instead!
Gosh! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-18-02, 01:51 PM   #11
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My pet rooster goes all silly when i pat him!He makes funny noises & tries to walk backwards & pecks around looking for nothing...pretending it's interested in everything!I don't undersatnd him...& he doesn't understand me....but we are a perfect team....& that's all that counts!!!
<img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />

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Old 06-18-02, 01:54 PM   #12
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I've just recorded a CD of my pet Rooster...completely going for it!It is just too funny to be heard....so i warn you....that you may die laughing if you listen to it?
"Xtra <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "
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Old 06-18-02, 02:29 PM   #13
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I have to go now as a rooster wants me to go & feed it before i never stop.....wasting it's time! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-18-02, 02:30 PM   #14
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Am i more of a nuisance than the most wretched rooster known on Earth? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 06-18-02, 02:33 PM   #15
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Come out of your pigeon~holes & check out the rooster in fool~roostery overdrive....ready to send the whole town upside~down! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 06-18-02, 02:34 PM   #16
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Am i on precisely the same wave~length as a "Rooster!"? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 06-18-02, 02:35 PM   #17
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The next president of the World should be a rooster!!!
" <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "
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Old 06-18-02, 02:44 PM   #18
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I'm a high~spirited GoOOSe times a RooOSter divided by a weasel plus a squirrel subtract a pigeon to the root of gherkin equals....more roostery nonsense to come.....~!!! <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 06-18-02, 02:46 PM   #19
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Hold onto your Rooster & get ready to chook about....because the clock is just about to give us all the go ahead.....when it's pops it's poppy~cock...by crikey! <img src="graemlins/jester.gif" border="0" alt="[jester]" /> "Cuckoo!"
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I'm a power~house rooster & i'm going to manever myslef through the Universe until i'm shuffled & ruffled myself until right can only be wrong!!!OOps!I'll go & get GoOOSed foever until all the Rooosters come home! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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