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Old 10-08-02, 09:15 PM   #1
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Clown MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETCETERA....!!!Oops..!

MORE WEASEL & NINCOMPOOP BLAH-BLAH-BLAH ETC <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !

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Old 10-08-02, 09:22 PM   #2
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The geekoid.....has gone skewy.....& would like to present you with a hunk of cheese......as i'm over my head.....like a geek.....looking for the oddball.....rooster....that juggled my cheeseballs.....before i had a package in my nappy....for Gumby!
Anyway i have to quack like a duck.....& join a hedge-hog orchestra....before the frog-man....comes.....up to you all....with strange tentacle covered flippers...to flip you out with!
Cheerio & toodle-oo! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-02, 09:25 PM   #3
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The nincompoop files....are running smoothly......& there's nothing i can do about it..... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
"ok...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "!
Crikey!Can't remember where to put the exclamation mark!
Ha ha he ha he ha ha...... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
Ooops & ok.... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> !
P.S."Go on......roll your eyes around then....... [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] .... <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" /> "!
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Old 10-08-02, 09:29 PM   #4
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Gorblimey!I have to knock the...B's off the front & back.....of this title!Perhaps i should.......tease em' with some honey!
I'm off to the teddy bear picnic.....as i have a fairy honey to catch up with.....up in cloud nine....so i better hurry up...& get dressed up to the nines!!!No way....fairies......don't go for that look!YOu know what i mean....well do ya.....i'm a pixie for crying out loud.......& i'll friggggin' keep my pixie-curls on.....until.......i'm ready to hang em' up!!! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-02, 09:31 PM   #5
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I'm precisely a puny weasel!Do you agree? <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 10-08-02, 09:33 PM   #6
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I'm going to explode after eating that wretched can of green pixie peas!!! [img]eek.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-02, 09:41 PM   #7
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Look at that fartsy...kitschy big-wig.....splendiferous....whatever he thinks he is....trying to be precisely right all the time!!!He should be pigeon-holed into a box...full of pigeon shit.....because....he's a spoofy rat-racer.....who's pecked all the pigeon's food.....as he's more stingy.....than the cheapest...cheap-skate.....anything could ever be!He's a skimpy...pincy...penny-pincher.....from Stingysville! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-02, 09:43 PM   #8
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That kooky rooster is coo-coo.....
& can't stop cock-a-doodle-dooing....
for all it's worth!
It's making my coo-coo-clock....
a little unstable...
as now.....it won't...
cuckoo...
properly anymore! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-02, 09:50 PM   #9
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Reply to this topic.....
No...log out!
Dribble some blah-blah!
No go to the green room!
Post a reply....!
NO begin a new topic....!
Whatever!
I have to keep up.....
before i fall off my seat...
& run....out of.....more tattle...to..tittle...
as....far as time goes for now!
In the now....
somehow....
i'm nearly off my chair...
so i woffle on some more....
before....
i start to snore! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-02, 10:00 PM   #10
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What is that?
It looks like a jelly-fungus...
green moldy...toadstool...jelly fishy...
mushroom pimpled....goose-bumpy...
dung fungus....spoofy...thrush fungus...
cretinous mushroom monster....
thingamijig.....
creature from the arse end of the Universe? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
Someone sold it to a troll at the Goblin Market in exchange for a handful....of goose-pimples! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-02, 10:04 PM   #11
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Where's Are My Wretched Tweezers?
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Where's my wretched tweezers?
I want to tweeze & tweeze....
to keep myself pleased!
I feel like tweezing
until i'm completely
tweezed!
I'd prefer to tweeze
constantly all day
then to sneeze all day! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-02, 10:09 PM   #12
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Oh I Giggle When I Scribble!
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Oh God...i always get the giggles
when i scribble..
on my wheelbarrow!
I don't know why....
but i just find
it completely funny!
In fact...i don't think
i would stop giggling
until i stop scribbling! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-02, 10:11 PM   #13
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I'm Glad I'm Not That Nice!
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Why is that pixy always
so extremely nice?
It says..."HEllo"...
to anything!
Crikey!I'm glad....
i'm not that nice! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-02, 10:12 PM   #14
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I Hate Nits!!!
===============
I admit...
i hate nits!!
They did holes in your head...
They come out
red when you pick
them out!
" [img]eek.gif[/img] "!
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Old 10-08-02, 10:15 PM   #15
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What Should I Do?
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Everytime i answer the phone..
it's the wrong number!
Everytime i sneeze...
an earwig nips me!
Everytime i wheeze...
my foot kicks me!
Everytime i do something wrong....
something goes wrong!
What's wrong with me?
Perhaps i just shouldn't do anything?
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Old 10-08-02, 10:19 PM   #16
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Crikey!I can't get out of the goggle-box!
Pull me out!!!
You can't even turn the channel.....
as it's stuck on the fool inside the goggle-box!
Is this a bad dream....
or just a show that has forgotten to stop?
I'll turn myself inside out...
outside in....
until i'm out.....
so i can really pixie out....
like a gooOse on the loose!
P.S.The Universe is tuning in!
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Old 10-08-02, 10:20 PM   #17
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There once was a silly pixie who turned on the Universe! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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Old 10-08-02, 10:21 PM   #18
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Stop looking at me....
or i won't start the show!
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Old 10-08-02, 10:25 PM   #19
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Next time you see me on the street you can roll it up.....or make a worthy paper plane....& chuck it in my hat.....as i'm saving up......tooth & nail for a castle......so frigggggggin' go for it.......until i can't even walk away with my hat.I'll have to put it on my trolley......it will be so frigggggin' loaded......by crikes!
They say i'm a dreamer......i'm not the only one!
P.S.Get GooOSed! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img] <img src="graemlins/haha.gif" border="0" alt="[ha ha]" />
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Old 10-08-02, 10:27 PM   #20
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Every time i wink at that fairy...she blinks!
Do you think she thinks i'm fool of myself? [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
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