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Old 07-08-09, 11:06 AM   #1
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Default Surplus and scratch-and-dent jokes; comic routines and physical comedyMust go!

I have some over-run, and floor model jokes, puns and a few full routines that I am letting go cheap. All are original and fully functional, and come with instructions. Sometimes a client needs ten jokes and I end up writing 14, these left-overs are just as good as the originals, but you benefit.


First come first served on these street routines, magic patter and topical material, plus one or two character pieces. I'm letting them all go at 50% off retail - Frankly we just need the room. (The storage unit is full of topical material and the attic is unusable because of the boxes of custom stand up routines.)

Most of this is appropriate for variety performers and stand-up use, some is great for educational or cruise ships - let me know what you need and I dig through some of the buckets O' funny.

We only do comedy sales infrequently so this is you chance to get new funny for the show at steeply discounted rates - act now, as we can only sell these quips, humorous stories and lively balloonist one-liners until they are gone.

Contact me via the usual channels and take a look at www.procomedywriting.com I can send samples and consultations are free.
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Old 07-24-09, 12:46 PM   #2
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...Plus 10% off for returning clients and ALL (That's right ALL) mimes and physical comics...and If you order your new script, routine or circus blow-off gag BEFORE the end of the month, you will get a FREE sham-WOW knockoff traveling towel or tossable Svengali deck.
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