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Old 12-31-10, 11:25 PM   #1
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Thanks, Martin. It is so great that you're there with him. I really appreciate the updates... and the excellent news!
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well at present I'm here the last week and a half.
http://www.bridgehousehawaii.org/

but I'm not locked in, there are worse places, I should know.

Back to Robert, yep a couple of weeks and he'll be back with stories of floating down a tunnel and giving some guy shit about his beard before being sent back.
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Old 01-01-11, 09:54 AM   #4
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well at present I'm here the last week and a half.
http://www.bridgehousehawaii.org/

but I'm not locked in, there are worse places, I should know.
I'm happy for you, too, Martin. Be well.
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Old 01-02-11, 04:47 PM   #5
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Great news - I always thought Robert talked out of the side of his mouth, and now I can be certain...
Martin: What is he taking for the pain - and are they any good?
Best of the year to all - and if anyone gets ahold of Mr. Taxi Trix, would you please let him know that he's looking for me?

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For the pain? As far as I know after much experimentation he uses a large supply of day old chicks that he crushes individually in the palm of his hand. On bad days he uses both hands. He records the noise they make and makes prank calls to preschool center's answering machines. He's a strange man.
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Butterfly No pain , no gain

Haven't killed a baby bird all morning. Don't seem to have that usual instinct any longer. Very mellow, eating well, reading a lot. My darling Kumi has been wonderful... she even washes my balls.
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Just when I become consumed with insecurity and esteem issues as regards to oversharing along comes robert and I breathe a sigh of relief.
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Old 01-05-11, 02:41 PM   #9
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Smile I might pop

Don't make me laugh Martin... REALLY!
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Butterfly Radical changes

News is... no further cancer cells found in the surrounding tissue samples... damn, this was easier than I expected.

What am gonna do now?... I was planning on dying.

I shoulda thought this through.
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That Morris is not going to let you die until it can be driven 20 miles without breaking down.
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I have a Camry with 338000K on it. I think I'm gonna start calling it "M. Butterfly".
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Great news! Good to hear it man.
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Butterfly now to roughen up my butterflies

It's not the kind of make-over most folks go for but I gotta say my neck scars make me look TOUGH... I plan on telling everyone I just "cut myself shaving" unless you can come up with something funnier.

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Say it was a close call. You were doing some gig and picked up that flesh eating disease but just paid extra so you didn't have to share with Cassel any more.

I keed I keed.
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Embarrassed 40 lbs. less than I was

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Neck scars... That's why you don't juggle chainsaws, anymore!
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