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Old 03-07-05, 11:50 AM   #1
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In another thread martin wrote:

"Now lets start lots more interesting topics like this one. Oh I know! If you could be any animal, what animal would you be?
This is all group bonding 101 bullshit.
We could also make subtopics about our favorite bands and fashion designers and chat about those.
Hold on Iíve just had a brilliant idea. We could all invite our audiences to share there lives with us here on p.net. Too fucking late, been done.
None of you are that interested in each other, you just want your moment in the spotlight. To presume anyone is interested in when exactly you sprouted pubic hair, its not a set up for a joke or anything, its just sprouted (sic) out there as a bald (sic) fact. Not content with the tedium of the present we now revisit our tedius pasts.
Could you people do us all a big favor and try and make you lives a wee bit more interesting before you opt for sharing them. Thanks so much.
Hey robert, anytime you want to pass on that bitter baton, Iím right here buddy, Iím ready


This was after he too had indulged himself with an exagerated account of his legendry status at school

This bit here is the classic

I was an unbeaten debater. I learned to classify and predict people. I hated classless dumb as pig shit bullies but i admired perps who chose their victims out of their own sense of justice and had any flair.
I disliked kids that were convinced they were superior only because they were not quite bright enough to realise how transparently stupid they appeared. People who confused childishness with wit. I disliked lots of people and still do. I made lots of people laugh and still do.


Okay Martin.

First of all this is the drivel section and we can all play our self indulgent little games if we wish. And you do too.

2nd Childishness isn't always wit, but it is often humour. You are obsessed with not being childish, this is in fact immaturity on your part, it's a phase you go through as you grow up which you still have not grown out of yet.

3rd You hate classless pig shit bullies but you admire bullies with flair. Every bully in the world beleives that his particular brand of bullying is justified. You are a bully and a killjoy.

4th Those who learn to classify and predict people quickly are commonly refered to as prejudiced or Facists.

5th You are absolutely shit at debating. How come, me the retard can give you such a run for your money.

Have a nice day.
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Old 03-07-05, 12:46 PM   #2
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"I learned to classify and predict people."

Brilliant! not one but 2 kneejerk reponses, exceeded my predictions.

You are amusing but not in the way you imagine.

"You are obsessed with not being childish, this is in fact immaturity on your part."

You seem to have overlooked a fairly important fact here .
I've been a very successful international clown for over 20 years.

I'm not going to bicker with you because frankly you bore me and are transparently contradictionary. But its always fun making the jester all puffed up and serious and paternal. Its actually what real jesters did to other people and here I am doing it to you. I'm not serious and you are. Thanks for playing
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Like I said. You are shit at debate. I played and I think you'll find I'm winning.

Thanks for the game. Try again later?
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You seem to have overlooked a fairly important fact here .
I've been a very successful international clown for over 20 years.

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Ah resting on the past. Perhaps we could play "What celebrity would like to come back as."

I not being serious. I loving you being Uber Twat!
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"I learned to classify and predict people."

Brilliant! not one but 2 kneejerk reponses, exceeded my predictions.

Ah so you learned to Underestimate people. I think that's what I meant earlier.
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I should say that Martin was online when this was first posted, he veiwed it but it took him nearly an hour to come up with his first response.
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Jesta, Martin has already had a go at today (by me) so theres no need to kick a man while hes down, show more 'decoru' when you win a bitch fight, even if its not often
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Wow...4 new posts in reply, those new brilliant rebuttals just keep popping into your head don't they. Each more devastatingly astute and precisely relevant than the last.
And funny too. You sure can joke around.

I'm already crippled by magrats onslaught, so you should just leave off to let me lick my wounds.
I've never been in a bitch fight before, it was really frightening.
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It wasn't a bitch fight. It was an argument with logic. And Mr "I'm so brilliant at debating" LOST! There was no pulling hair, scratching or punching below the belt.

As for Decorum. He can't stand losing and I just had to keep socking the points to him.

And then when he was smarting from this one he had to go over to another thread (after he said he wasn't playing with me anymore) and try his luck there.

You might enjoy a bitch fight with him, but that's because he's a patronising sexist old git who plays gentle with you because you are a girl. If you were a bloke he would treat you far differently.
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You might enjoy a bitch fight with him, but that's because he's a patronising sexist old git who plays gentle with you because you are a girl. If you were a bloke he would treat you far differently.
at least he bitch fights with me, unlike you, Jesta, only cuz Im more than half your height!!

Martin, I look forward to our next bitch fight, cuz its fun!!
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I've been a very successful international clown for over 20 years.
something about that sentance made me laugh hysterically...

not that it's not true, martin... but, damn that's some funny language!

heee-hee!
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Uber Twat!
then there is THAT phrase...

god, you guys are really giving me tons of stuff to lighten my mood today... !

thank you, thank you!!!

tee-heee, pt. 2

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Jester, at some point you are going to have to realize that no matter how much you taunt, tease, "attack", yell, scream, whine, cry, piss and/or shit yourself, Martin is never going to bounce you on his knee, beat up the other Jesters for you, pin your lunch money to your shirt, play catch with you, give you a sponge bath, or pay your mother any alimony.

Get over it, move on, and invest in therapy.
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Jester, at some point you are going to have to realize that no matter how much you taunt, tease, "attack", yell, scream, whine, cry, piss and/or shit yourself, Martin is never going to bounce you on his knee, beat up the other Jesters for you, pin your lunch money to your shirt, play catch with you, give you a sponge bath, or pay your mother any alimony.

Get over it, move on, and invest in therapy.
NOW THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY!

::high five to doc::
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Jester.

I think you've made a mistake. Can't you see. Dr Eric is your Dad and now he's jelous of the attention Martins getting.
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Old 03-07-05, 04:06 PM   #16
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Aroogah! Irony deficiency alert. Denial Mode. Dr Eric is not my dad, nobody who has my genes would ever consider therapy under any circumstances.
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NOW THAT'S FUCKING FUNNY!

::high five to doc::
Yeah. And that one is in the public domain if you want to use it.
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what are you refering to?

the "fucking funny" part or the "high five to doc" part?

not that i was concerned about using either... but, thanks?
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I was referring to Dr Erics little rant. It's a standard Stand Up comedy put down for hecklers except normally the comic pretends to be the long lost dad.

Or a woman can do a similar thing where she finishes by saying "I was too young then and you're too ugly now."

It's good cos it makes the easily pleased laugh a lot.
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i see.

thanks for the 411...

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