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Old 10-12-06, 06:39 PM   #1
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Hat I NEED A WEB SITE !!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!

My website blows ass, and my web designer bailed and left me with my dick in my hand! can any one help me with a pro web designer?

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Old 10-13-06, 02:00 AM   #2
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Well first you need to get a show
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Old 10-13-06, 04:05 AM   #3
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what Gazzo are you saying that your show isnt good enough for Todd???
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Old 10-13-06, 05:56 AM   #4
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Default tooo shaay !!!!

ha ha ha. nice one lee. I hope you doing well. justin says hello.
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Old 10-13-06, 06:01 AM   #5
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yo todd
im doing great, hanging in Iceland with my gorgeous iclandic girlie, just got back from a month in Africa and Im cold and wet but doing some seriously well paid corporate work!!!
I cant talk about Gazzos show, I secretly taped his performance and am learning it now as well but Im buggered if Im gonna give him a franchise fee or sew bags for him!!!!

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p.s. I dont know a good web designer!!!
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Old 10-17-06, 03:08 PM   #6
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So many people looked but no real answers for the pros? I thought this is where they where at.
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Old 10-18-06, 08:03 PM   #7
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You could always learn how to make one yourself. Thats what I did. Then you can update it and fun stuff like that! It's really not that hard. Just pirate dreamweaver off limewire and you're set.
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Old 10-18-06, 09:43 PM   #8
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Hey Todd.

Charlie here.

If you design it and make it up in photoshop or something I can convert the thing into html for some beers. Offer has to be taken up on this month cause when I hit the road again I won't be able to do it any more.

How are you doing anyway?

And where are you?

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Old 10-19-06, 08:00 AM   #9
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hey karl. i am going to put to gether a list of things that i want my we site to do and then i will post it. I am still sqweezing the glaswegins for a pound or two. where are you? oh yeah , your new name is verlinni.
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Old 10-19-06, 10:21 AM   #10
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Hey man.

I'm on holiday in Sweden for a month or two. Taking it easy and working on new material. How long are you in the old country for?

I can do the html, but I am not a designer. I need to know exactly what it should look like and then I can make up the code for that.

Why verlinni?
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Old 10-19-06, 06:21 PM   #11
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Still need a show before a website!

Hey Karl. Scamming beers again?

Todd - Scoot and I talking about your dinner party four hours ago. Byron getting his dick out and Eli on the internet - or was it the other way round? Great night either way, thanks!

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Old 10-19-06, 06:36 PM   #12
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Of course I'm scamming beer. What else is there to do in the winter. How are you doing mate?

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Todd - Scoot and I talking about your dinner party four hours ago. Byron getting his dick out and Eli on the internet - or was it the other way round? Great night either way, thanks!
Surely none of the above gentlemen would stoop to such levels. It is unthinkable. Interet at dinner parties...
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I like your current site. You can email me. If it's a simple site, I might have time.
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Old 10-20-06, 05:17 PM   #14
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here are some links:
http://www.jugglegood.com/flash
http://www.way2much.com
http://www.etchu.com
http://www.jugglegood.com/print
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Seriously, Karl the INTERNET?! What has the world come to when Byron can't dig up a good old fashioned dildo at a dinner party?!
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Old 10-25-06, 01:07 PM   #16
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the true definition of ass to mouth. ask james james
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Old 10-26-06, 07:15 AM   #17
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Spehar you scallywag! Why did you have to write that? I just fell off the chair. I think I broke my arm.
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I learned how to make websites on my own using an easy program called "Web Easy" you can get it at Office Max or someplace like Best Buy. It's an easy drag ans drop program that is packed with scripts and animations. You don't need to know html or anything. I made my website within about 3 hours http://www.SouthernShells.com
I also made this website within one hour: http://www.kwalarms.com

I could make you a good website, but I'm to busy to maintain it. If you bought the web easy program (costs about $50) you could do all the maintaining yourself. It's easy. Here's a link to purchase the program online:

http://www.v-com.com/product/Web_Easy_Pro_Home.html

I have tons of server space! If you or anyone else need a good website host you can park your website on our servers for only $20 a year. Thats right, $20 per year. I work on the street myself and I'm not out to make money off others in the same line of work. I'll give you your own personal password protected access to the servers. If anyone reading this is a web designer, you can park your customers websites on our servers for $20 per year per site also.

Hope this helps.
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Old 11-01-06, 12:30 PM   #19
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If I built you a new website, I would maintain and update it for a one time fee of $10 each time you have me make changes. Your yearly charge would be only $20
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Old 11-01-06, 03:27 PM   #20
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hey free cells that is a really big tent behind you in the photo on your front page. was that a concert or a banquet. wait ! I know, that was the sail fish thing that was going on in key west. the irony of it all. your are the one that came up with the best answer to my post and I was there when this pic was taken! small world don't ya think? I was the red head that was doing the magic show on the pier. oh yeah and if you are there right now I will see you in a month. thanks for the help! todd various.
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