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Old 03-11-08, 08:40 PM   #1
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What do you call a street performer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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Old 03-11-08, 11:15 PM   #2
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Question What happens if he gets her pregnant?

He pays for her abortion in quarters.



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Old 03-12-08, 01:50 AM   #3
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what do you call a street performers girlfriend?

lefty *(hold up left hand)
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Old 03-13-08, 05:29 AM   #4
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Q:What do you call a busker in a three-piece suit?

A: The defendant.
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Old 03-13-08, 07:19 AM   #5
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Q How many street performers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A 5. 1 to change the lightbulb and 4 to say how they wrote that bit first.
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Old 03-13-08, 07:29 AM   #6
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Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on a street performers arm?

A: a tattoo
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Old 03-13-08, 07:36 AM   #7
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Q How do you know you are marrying a street performer?

A. The wedding is on a Wednesday.
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Old 03-13-08, 09:03 AM   #8
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How many street performers does it take to screw in a light bulb?


Only one, but it takes half an hour, two volunteers and there is a whole lot of applause when it does go on.
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Old 03-13-08, 09:18 AM   #9
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Q:What did the street performer get on his SAT?

A: Drool...
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Q: What's the difference between a street performer and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family.
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Old 03-14-08, 10:28 PM   #11
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Default This one's soo bad, it's great!

One performer asks another, "Which Nation is the best for busking?"

The other replies, "The Do-nation!"
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Old 03-15-08, 06:39 AM   #12
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Q: What do you say when a street performer knocks on your door?

A: Thanks, how much do I owe you for the Pizza?
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Old 03-16-08, 11:02 PM   #13
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Default Got another!

Why did the street performer wake wake up at 7?

Cause the supermarket closes at 8.
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